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Princess River Coluber 👑
@river.bitch.space
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👑 I'M a PRINCESS and I'm the BEST and NOTHING BAD ever happens to me! 👑 avali 👑 she/her 👑 30+ ΘΔ 👑 I'm A HUGE SLUT so NO BABIES ALLOWED okay?👑 CLICK HERE TO SEE MY PUSSY (FOR REAL, NOT A JOKE, PUSSY IN BIO FR) https://joystick.tv/t/u/river?t=374067cb
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I do this too! this is a really old thing that @chaokocartoons.bsky.social did back near when we first met, because I'm so TINY... how do I even use a mic or a computer...
#avali #furryart
a really tiny avali princess river coluber, standing between two coke cans which are each bigger than her. she's looking up at a huge microphone hanging way above her, and there is a giant computer mouse several paces ahead of her.
January 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
river.bitch.space
GOLF STREAM OVER! I didn't win! but I STILL had a GREAT MOMENT where I ALMOST came back from behind! being smaller means you can't hit the ball as hard but I DON'T CARE I'm a PRINCESS!!!!!!!
#video #nsfw #stream #clip #avali
November 17, 2024 at 8:18 AM
river.bitch.space
awaaaaawawawa~
a picture of me from above! I'm standing on an arcade carpet and looking up at the camera with a little smile! a much closer picture of me from above! I'm still on the arcade carpet, but now only my bust is visible. I'm still smiling, but my eyes are closed~
November 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
river.bitch.space
OOPS, ALL HORNY
a triangle graph meme titled "your kink is (about)". the three points of the triangle are labeled "taking back control in a world where you usually feel powerless", "giving up control in a world where you always feel like you need to take responsibility", and "funny".
October 30, 2024 at 8:14 PM
river.bitch.space
awa! hi! I'm River Coluber and I'm PRINCESS of the Coluber Corporation/Sovereign Federation of Coluber, which is home to the SECOND LARGEST native population of avali in the galaxy! I act as the face of the corporation, and I do 18+ streams too! UNDERAGE DON'T CLICK:
🔞 joystick.tv/t/u/river?t=...
A propaganda poster with a picture of Princess River Coluber and the Coluber Corporation logo on it. It reads as follows: "YOUR PRINCESS IS ALWAYS WATCHING. Sure, she might not be there with you, but she's rooting for each and every one of you! Without workers like you, the Coluber Corporation wouldn't be the galactic powerhouse it is today. In its strong 120th year running, profits are at their highest ever, and its colonies offer the best quality of life out of any corporation-owned monarchical-sovereignty in known space! King Basil remains dedicated to ensuring that every year is bigger than the last, and is counting on you to do your part. Every efficiency and throughput increase is important, and Princess River's job is to make sure everyone is motivated to give their all, all the time. If you show extraordinary initiative, she'll be made aware of your efforts. The smile on her face is the greatest prize for any Coluber Corporation worker anywhere."
October 20, 2024 at 1:42 AM
river.bitch.space
it's the spooky month!!!! a LOT of people who know me know that I'm ONE QUARTER VAMPIRE (because my dad is half vampire) so in october I get to be MORE VAMPIRE THAN USUAL!!!

@trout.bsky.social did a cute thing to help me show off that side of myself... with both a normal AND avali blood version!
it's a picture of me from the chest up with BIG vampire fangs and a LOT of red blood all over my face, and I'm wearing one of those fancy cloaks vampires wear in old media. it's a picture of me from the chest up with BIG vampire fangs and a LOT of purple avali blood all over my face, and I'm wearing one of those fancy cloaks vampires wear in old media.
October 6, 2024 at 10:35 PM
river.bitch.space
I had a GREAT stream tonight, thanks for coming everyone! and probably a couple also for cumming, but that comes with the territory! have this clip of me THROWING HANDS
#video #nsfw #stream #clip #avali
September 22, 2024 at 6:35 AM
river.bitch.space
awa! just outside the first million! #1,097,451!
September 17, 2024 at 1:31 AM
river.bitch.space
"LgndryDrgn: so, river, can u get me a job in coluber corp? moan for yes"
#video #nsfw #stream #clip #avali
September 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
river.bitch.space
I GOT VIDEO I GOT VIDEO I GOT VIDEO NOW I CAN POST STREAM CLIPS LIKE THIS ON HERE, CHECK IT OUT!!!
#video #nsfw #stream #clip #avali
September 12, 2024 at 10:02 PM
river.bitch.space
all birds are autistic... and I'm NO EXCEPTION
a forza screenshot of the cadillac xts limousine hanging halfway off the edge of a bridge. over it is an edited screenshot of a tweet from me that says "I crash limo into bridge I no care I lov it"
July 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
river.bitch.space
I DID ONE RACE IN PARTY ANIMALS' NEW KART MODE AND I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE CONTROLS THE WHOLE TIME AND YET?????????
an image of Ori from Ori and the Blind Forest in a kart, in the game Party Animals, being played by me. the end-race scoreboard is up. I won the race, and finished an entire 23 seconds ahead of second place.
July 23, 2024 at 10:58 AM
river.bitch.space
I am tiny though...
a picture of me standing against a wall with height markings on it. I'm 2 feet tall! (about 0.61 m)
July 18, 2024 at 9:47 AM
river.bitch.space
awawaaaaawawa!!
an extremely large and close-up image of my face!
July 16, 2024 at 3:14 AM
river.bitch.space
a friend of mine has finished working on a vrchat avatar, and asked me to post about it here! some of the people who follow me will already be familiar with this robot, so if you wanna grab a low-poly one for yourself, here's the link! it's even got a cute maid outfit...
spg.itch.io/liaua-vrchat...
an image with three screenshots of the low-poly L.I.A.U.A. avatar for vrchat! it reads: "Low-Poly L.I.A.U.A. (Lepioid Interstellar Accompaniment and Utility Android) VRChat Avatar. Comes with a maid outfit! Plus different eyes, gender presentation options, wiggly stuff, and more!?"
July 14, 2024 at 9:59 PM
river.bitch.space
awa! why am I posting this here? no reason!
a close-up of river coluber's hindpaws, complete with white feathers, blue pads, and black claws.
May 22, 2024 at 11:42 PM
river.bitch.space
DMs!!! very cool!!! I might use these... dunno yet
May 22, 2024 at 8:30 PM
river.bitch.space
SMOOCH
a close-up, extremely hi-res picture of princess river coluber's face, where only her snout and mouth are fully visible, and her cheeks and eyes are at the corners of the frame.
May 16, 2024 at 10:50 PM
river.bitch.space
awawaaaawawa! our differences are SUPER beautiful because we have SO MUCH in common~ 💙💙💙💙💙
it's a 5 by 5 bingo chart of shared interests, and it's mostly filled out! there's only three empty squares and four that are half-filled.
May 16, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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YEAH WOO LEGENDARY DECISION FROM THE FIA LET'S GO IRON DAMES
a picture of the timer in the totalenergies 6 hours of spa-francorchamps FIA WEC race. it shows a red flag, and the timer reads 1 hour, 44 minutes. context is important, because the race would have ended by now, as it's been under a red flag for over an hour and a half, but the officials decided to add back all the time wasted on the red flag.
May 11, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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UGH DAY SIX OH AVALI SCRATCH AND I HAD A WHOLE POST TYPED UP, BUT BSKY BUGGED OUT AND TOSSED IT OUT WHOLE I WAS TRYING TO BACK OUT OF AN IMAGE. I JUST WOKE TO AND I WAS SAYING I THINK I CAN AVOID TYPOS EVEN LIKE THIS BUT WHATEVER
a screenshot of this post being written in the bsky app in avali scratch
May 9, 2024 at 7:31 PM
river.bitch.space
DAY FIVE of using avali scratch! I actually didn't do ANY practice today until just now! but I also know it's IMPORTANT for my brain to have the knowledge settle too! I'm reading even faster today, and it feels even more natural! I know I'll be able to reach my goal~
a screenshot of this post being written in the bsky app in avali scratch
May 9, 2024 at 3:55 AM
river.bitch.space
DAY FOUR of me using avali scratch! I made a bunch of typos yesterday, but TODAY I'm even faster at reading it, so I can proofread it much better! I can actually KINDA read it at a leisurely pace moq! as a process should~
a screenshot of this post being written in the bsky mobile app, but the font is avali scratch
May 7, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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it is not DAY THERE if me using avali scratch in my phone, and I'm getting FASTER AND FASTER at reading it! I'm gonna KEEP GOING at it until my pace reached an acceptable adult average! I read normal Latin characters way FASTER then most people so I don't think that's too high of a bar!
a screenshot of this post being written in the bsky app, but entirely in avali scratch
May 6, 2024 at 8:45 PM
river.bitch.space
thank you! I'm actually going to try to keep immersing myself in it on my phone like I am right now! and I'll keep doing this until I'm fast enough for it to feel natural!!!
a screenshot of this post being typed in on the bluesky phone app. the entire phone's don't is set to avali scratch.
May 4, 2024 at 1:35 PM