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Ritch Duncan
@ritchied.bsky.social
Lover, fighter, liar
Buckle up, clowns. It’s gonna be a gory night.

New from Gena Radcliffe @genadoesthings.bsky.social , co- host of the Kill by Kill Podcast:
THE TELLTALE HONK subscribe.deathbedwriting.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
LOL
Hi, Kathy.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Find yourself someone who loves you as truly and deeply as Spectrum customers in Spectrum commercials love their Spectrum service:
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Coming Monday from Gena Radcliffe , co-host of the Kill By Kill Podcast, t’s the truly terrifying tale, THE TELLTALE HONK.

(Believe it or not, the scariest part isn’t the “having a clown as a roommate part.)
Read it first with a free subscription to Deathbed:
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November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
New story up now. I wrote this one. I’m proud of it. Read and subscribe to Deathbed here: tinyurl.com/3s7mvk3d
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I wrote a new short story coming out next Monday.

It’s called THE TANTRUM.

It’s scary, and I think, pretty good.

Read it first by subscribing free at DeathbedWriting.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Redid this. Better, no?
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Read

THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND by Dan McCoy (The Daily Show, The Flop House Podcast) www.DeathbedWriting.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
A Brand New Story available now, free, on Deathbed: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers

THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND

A sweeping tale of medieval beasts, mind-bending metaphor, and mountainous cleavage.

By Dan McCoy
Read or subscribe free at DeathbedWriting.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
NEW ON DeathbedWriting.com

Jesse’s late father has a message for him. It’s written on a small wooden box. And the box says:

PLEASE BURN

An original horror story about family.

By Scott Jacobson (Bob’s Burgers, The Daily Show)

Read and subscribe free:
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October 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Coming soon to Deathbed:

PLEASE BURN by Scott Jacobson (Bob’s Burgers, The Daily Show)

Subscribe free now and get it sent directly to your inbox on Monday.
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October 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I launched DEATHBED last month. Today, the first story I wrote myself for the site is up. It’s called THE BREAKDOWN, and if you are sick enough to enjoy it, I hope you share it with someone as diseased as you: deathbed.ghost.io/the-breakdown/
October 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Just sayin.

New short horror stories by comedy writers, free every Monday.

By real human sickos, for real human sickos.

deathbed.ghost.io
October 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Absolute scorcher coming on Monday to DEATHBED: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers

THE BREAKDOWN

Subscribe free, and read BAD SEED and THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED right now here: deathbed.ghost.io
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Fun NYC 🎃activities from deathbed.ghost.io
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
DEATHBED just dropped its second horror original, a gothic poem, with a modern twist. Enjoy THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED, by Kevin Maher, exclusively on DEATHBED: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers. deathbed.ghost.io/the-monster-...
October 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You want new content?

Come to Deathbed, Mondays.

(Flicks on flashlight under chin)

BUT DONNN’T COMMME ALONNNNNNE!!!!
October 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
🍎Have you checked out BAD SEED by Dan McCoy on Deathbed yet? 🌿For a 6 minute read 🌱 it’s got a lot of twists and turns 🌱🌱💀💀 deathbed.ghost.io/bad-seed/
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
BAD SEED, The first weekly short horror story published by DEATHBED: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers, is now live on the site. Written by @danmccoy.bsky.social
Subscribe free and get a new story sent to your inbox every Monday: deathbed.ghost.io/bad-seed/
September 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
DEATHBED arrives Monday on the publishing platform Ghost. Free, short, original horror stories by professional comedy writers delivered directly to your inbox every Monday.

Subscribe here: deathbed.ghost.io

Photo: Remix of Fred Willard in ‘Salem’s Lot: The Miniseries (1979)
Dir: Tobe Hooper
September 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
To the Little Brown Birds of New York City- a Haiku:

Dear little brown birds,

You’re freaking everyone out

Quit looking like rats
April 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
January 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Good morning! Here’s the word “raccoon” Metallica-style:
December 17, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I don’t condone violence, but I’d pay Taylor Swift concert money to see the miscreant from the MTA who proposed those new A Trains with fewer seats being publicly drawn and quartered.
(Pic via @wikipedia.bsky.social)
November 27, 2024 at 5:11 PM