The ikea one cracked me up.
One of my favorites.....

OMG
GOP
WTF

Glad you made it down! It's always nice running into you!

Yah. We painted the sub floor. Glued down the records then poured the resin. If you do decide to do it. Let's chat, there's a few steps we didn't do that we wish we had.

Friend has the ferret. But he comes along for all visits!

Yup. Mostly scratched to shit. It was a fun project, but I'm not sure I'd do it again. The amount of cat hair in the resin isn't ideal.

When!?!?!?!

I saw Jay Ferrar once (like 10 ft from him) and struggled to not scream out "uncle tupelo forever!!!!"
I should have.

I thought your picture was me! Lol