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nm just doing some online shopping
screenshot of men's yellow underwear with cartoon faces on it. text says "colour selected Spngbobaop"
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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rescued the laundry
a person with wet hair and drops of water hanging off their glasses
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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magpies at the lookout
September 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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looks like that was probably a blue heron btw
photo of a framed set of bird illustrations on a wall
September 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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even this asshole is literally just vibing
September 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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it's very peaceful on the Hawkesbury
September 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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that's not a cat bro
possum crossing a footpath at night
August 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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someone is having fun with the cat wiki
Wikipedia screenshot of the beginning of the Cat article featuring the sentence "It is the best!!!!!!!! domesticated species of the family Felidae."
August 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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what is up with this bathroom tile ass pub table
a table entirely tiled in orange squares exactly like a bathroom
August 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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my Working Holiday begins with bath cider (after i spent half the day semi failing at trains 😅)
an oval bathtub full of water and a small ironing board with a bottle and a small towel on it
August 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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why bother / walking out of the camps only to take up station in the guard tower?

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July 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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that's me in the ball pit. that's me in the spotlight losing my etc
a person lying in a sea of white/translucent balls
June 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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been thinking again recently about this poem I wrote, ten or fifteen years ago. I was professionally rapid switching between 24 hour live news and sports channels at the time so my introduction to WWE was psychically intertwined with the outbreak of violence in Ukraine (round one).
Ukraine has not yet perished and Poland is not yet lost. Nationalists, start your engines! This contest is scheduled for one fall and then another and then another and then another and then another and then another so for pity’s sake don’t stop me if you’ve heard this one before. In the red corner we have the bear, the double-headed eagle, the place you don’t invade in winter, the great, the terrible, the one and only miles and miles of bloody mooooooooooooooooother Russia! In the blue corner we have the man with the gun, the shining city on the hill, the land of the free and the home of the brave, the bold and the beautiful USA! USA! USA! Are you ready? Place your bets! We’re bringing you the battle live, in surround sound, twenty-four hours a day, split-screen slo-mo replay on demand because YOU demanded it because YOU deserve it because we love you. Why else? And here they are – your heroes and villains in their shiny, shiny uniforms left, right, left, right, noble and cowardly, spunky and menacing, teeth-gritting fist-clenching inspirational indispensable comprehensible But they are not invincible. broken bones. torn muscles. dislocations. separations. lacerations, perforations, decapitations, detonations, hallucinations, degradations, look how beautiful they suffer for you. Don’t you wanna be them? Don’t you wanna buy them? Don’t you wanna be them? Don’t you wanna buy them? Have we got a deal for you! The deal is keep your eyes tight on those Manichaean marionettes and yes, we promise you, you will be entertained, yes, just the way you like it. Just pay no attention to the money behind the curtain pacing its cage and licking its chops oh yes, right at the top we’re gorging ourselves on that viscous eyeball fluid, we are sucking down your eyeballs just like mother’s milk, yes we are groaning, we are bloated, we are leaking eyeballs from our fingertips, but WE ARE NOT ENTERTAINED. We’re entertainers. We’re professionals. We’re entertainers. We’re professionals. Professionally trained professionally financed perpetually displayed magnificently vibrant professors of the faith, confessors of the sickness of mankind – War is a professional sport! War is a professional sport! War is a professional sport! Give us this day our war and professional sport! And remember, kids – be smart be safe don’t try this at home.
June 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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seen locally
an abandoned mattress on the street leaning against an electric pole. someone has graffiti'd it with "nothing really mattress"
June 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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if it's free from basil pesto what's in the jar?
close up on a jar label that says Sacla Famiglia Italiana free from Basil pesto off to the side it also says gluten free, dairy free, soy free, wheat free
June 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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update: it was not a sandwich
half a banh mi on a plate next to a fork , surrounded by debris
May 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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i am not a pelican
a medium sized person trying to open their mouth wide enough to fit the huge banh mi
May 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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the banh mi place that closed for renovations last year is back! and causing me some logistical difficulties...

do you think this qualifies as a sandwich? assuming you are not a pelican?
a bread roll overloaded with pork, veggies and mayo
May 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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helping clear out my grandparents' flat as they've moved into a nursing home. just wondering why they've been keeping mustard in the bathroom cupboard...
Wall mounted cupboard with two shelves. contains toilet paper, lotion, shampoo, etc. also a small yellow tin labelled Keens Mustard
May 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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how... how large is it
screenshot of a delivery app showing the options for a potato pizza: Family $26, Medium $17, Large $200, Small $13
May 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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"oh, were you procrastinating on tidying this? let me help"
a Calico tabby cat sitting in loaf position directly in the middle of a cluttered dining table, on top of a haphazard pile of paper, toys and craft supplies
May 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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I feel like. bears is also a verb. all we are missing is Perth being a verb for a classic buffalo buffalo headline
Instagram screenshot. @abcqueer posted a graphic with text '"We are NOT associated with the newly announced NRL club called 'Perth Bears.' please do not sign up for membership if you are here to join the rugby club." - Bears Perth, bearded gay men's group.' There's a photo from the Mr Bear Perth competition.
May 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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@themountaingoats.bsky.social nude jeans for the rat queen? 🤔
screenshot of a product page featuring a woman's beige-denim-clad legs and the product title "Jeans Modeladora Nude Wide Leg Coz Super Alto"
May 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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this is my first time at Butch Club but so far they have pun bees and a dachshund (real dachshund) (not pictured)
a rainbow table with knit or crochet items for sale: assorted colours FROGS and pride flag BEES $10 each
May 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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I'm hot and nervous baby

also i have discounted hot cross buns in my coat pocket
pale dark haired butch in a white skivvy and black leather harness with chains same but in a dark green coat and slightly blurry on the street
May 3, 2025 at 9:39 AM