You're in a Sun Devil shirt, which makes this old Chandler girl love you a little more. #FearTheFork

Is it First Contact yet?

I'm in my 50s, and my mom still has the phone in the kitchen with the 20' cord because you have to be able to walk, talk, and work at the same time. No slouching at home! 😂🫶🏼☎️

Wait until they ask you what it was like talking on a phone that was plugged into the wall.

I aged about 20 years in 30 seconds.

Nah, you guys need the space. I'll just buy one of those €1 homes in the middle of an Italian province somewhere and apply for asylum for me and Bug. I found one that was literally carved out of a hill with no electricity.

Hobbiton di Roma, here we come! 😂

Can we just come visit you, and stay? 😂

Haha! I'm still a G cup after weight loss surgery.

I was a K.

If they only these mofos could be stowed as compactly as airbags.

LMFAO, I always wonder if it was the Fans, the Players, or Management who made the deal with the Devil.

Just kidding.

We all know it was Management.