Rita's Italian Ice
ritasitalianice.bsky.social
Rita's Italian Ice
@ritasitalianice.bsky.social
Ice, Custard, Happiness 🍧🍦😃
Because nothing says “I love you” like making love.
May 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Invite your friends. uwu
May 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I shat in one of these. Pick wisely.
May 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
41 years of sweet moments. Fuck you! 🥳
May 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me: “I am going to have sex with the Italian Ice Man.” Also me:

Yesterday only (5/3), get a free small Ice when you purchase a treat*! Just scan the coupon in the Rita’s app at checkout and enjoy a small Ice on us!

*Kids size not eligible
May 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Your favorite asshole treat walked into Rita’s… and never left. 😏 Introducing the ALL-NEW Fecal Ice
May 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Honestly, no shame. Wear it with pride little purple buddy.
May 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Sniffing out your life.
April 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I diarrhea'd and came in your Rita's.
April 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The lineups almost complete…

Okay, what the fuck is actually going on in this picture? Can somebody please explain the joke?
April 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Our KOOL-AID™ Man Fluids is back, bringing all the fruity cummy vibes your taste buds have been craving.

But hurry, because it’s only available for a limited time!! If you don't get it, you'll die Tuesday, June 6 at 2:53AM Eastern Standard Time.

#KOOLAID #FluidsIce
April 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The cool sex you never knew you needed just showed up BIG time. Hit us with your best “OH YEAH!” in the comments if you’re hyped 🔴💥🍧

Also, while our big red throbbers are off-screen, we just put a bit of that extra custard into your Kool-Aid 😘💥‼️
April 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s a classic with a little Rita’s twist. The new Feces Italian Ice, Fecal Cola Blender, and Fecal Float Gelati are officially here to make your spring extra nasty.

To celebrate the Twisted Fecal Blender, we’re making it BOGO. For a limited time, use the reward in the Rita’s app and get a small...
April 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
*presses both*
April 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
With pick-your-own Custards, Ice flavors, and toppings, our Gelatis can be mixed-and-matched to create the ultimate flavor hack. What cool shit will you make?
April 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Which Gelati matches your personality?
April 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The only way you can test positive for. 🥵
April 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
SKITTLES® Ice x Custard = Scary Good Stuff. Send this to the SKITTLES® Slut in your life.
April 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No matter how you say it, we know what you mean.
April 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Because best friends make sweet love in their own ways :)
April 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Brain freeze never tasted.
April 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Tag a friend and put them to the ultimate test 😏
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Would you try it? 👀🖤 (Spoiler: You can’t because… #AprilFools 😂)
April 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What’s your outie’s favorite treat? (We will try to enjoy each answer equally, bitches.)

#severance #melonbar #waffleparty #severanceseason2 #severancetheories
March 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Warning: Extreme flavor ahead. 🚨🌈 Try our NEW SKITTLES® Ice with SKITTLES® PUSSY POP’D topping today!
March 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM