Getting my eustachian tubes tied

wife is getting weird

New Yorkers with children under six are leaving at double the rate of all others.

The investment we make in universal, no cost childcare will make this city stronger, healthier and more prosperous for all.

How does your partner initiate le sexytimes? For me, it’s a quick whisper in the ear around lunch “I can’t wait to rub and tug the nub” that gets me tumescent af till after dinners and ipas when the magic happens. Married guys get it!

Imagine meeting a kid in kindergarten named "yankee doodle." I'd probably laugh for the whole school year

*taps mic* is this thing on xD

big cats 🤝 rich limestone deposits
predating quarry

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