gash williams
@ritalinrodent.bsky.social
street walking cheetah with a heart full of monster energy drink
seems oddly specific
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
seems oddly specific
every month is maetober when you have a black cat named after her! who also enjoys stealing things when you’re not looking! seriously, you would think she had fingers with how good she is at that
October 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
every month is maetober when you have a black cat named after her! who also enjoys stealing things when you’re not looking! seriously, you would think she had fingers with how good she is at that
got the haters like
August 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
got the haters like
the boys were very dramatic about being in jail while i cleaned the tank, as always, but then they had to take a nap break
August 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
the boys were very dramatic about being in jail while i cleaned the tank, as always, but then they had to take a nap break
things are tough right now but i can make my living space a little better and that’s not nothing
July 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
things are tough right now but i can make my living space a little better and that’s not nothing
I’M HERE TO TELL YOU, ELF, TO LAY OFF OF MY MAN IF YOU DON’T WANNA GO TO
July 6, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I’M HERE TO TELL YOU, ELF, TO LAY OFF OF MY MAN IF YOU DON’T WANNA GO TO
it’s always sunny in philadelphia has entered the chat
June 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
it’s always sunny in philadelphia has entered the chat
apparently i’m done sewing for the time being
June 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
apparently i’m done sewing for the time being
how do we go about getting the message to hollywood that glenn howerton really needs to portray chet atkins in something? i don’t care what it is or how big the role actually is, it would be a huge waste not to do it bc look at them!
June 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
how do we go about getting the message to hollywood that glenn howerton really needs to portray chet atkins in something? i don’t care what it is or how big the role actually is, it would be a huge waste not to do it bc look at them!
the elevator at work broke last thursday and won’t be fixed until this friday at the earliest
May 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the elevator at work broke last thursday and won’t be fixed until this friday at the earliest
my genius is unappreciated in its time
May 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
my genius is unappreciated in its time
when the voice masculinization guide tells you to pick a male voice to listen to a lot and study, and you’ve had a specific male voice you’ve thought was Perfect ever since you were a kid who had no idea any of this gender stuff was coming
May 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
when the voice masculinization guide tells you to pick a male voice to listen to a lot and study, and you’ve had a specific male voice you’ve thought was Perfect ever since you were a kid who had no idea any of this gender stuff was coming
proof of shirt. best part is the song it’s referencing would have been right at home in the movie. accidentally perfect.
May 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
proof of shirt. best part is the song it’s referencing would have been right at home in the movie. accidentally perfect.
yeah gregg is. not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
April 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
yeah gregg is. not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
no cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.
delighted to announce this is the best possible option
delighted to announce this is the best possible option
April 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
no cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.
delighted to announce this is the best possible option
delighted to announce this is the best possible option
how your email finds me
March 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
how your email finds me
quote this post with a horror shot representing your current state of existence
March 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
quote this post with a horror shot representing your current state of existence
the ramones’ “end of the century” be like
March 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
the ramones’ “end of the century” be like