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Risto the Aristo
@ristothearisto.bsky.social
I play games and block art selling fuck nugget spammers.
If you're trying to sell me your shitty ass art, you can go fuck yourself.

https://www.tiktok.com/@ristothearisto
https://www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
https://www.youtube.com/ristothearisto
Fuck it, I reviewed #TimHortons Cinnamon Croissant Muffin and the Oreo Peppermint Hot Chocolate on #Twitch. It's pretty good shit. #review
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
You know what, fuck it: I reviewed some dog food from #Arbys

#thegobbler #macncheese #Review #twitch
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I carved a pumpkin on my Twitch stream because I'm a fucking idiot. His name is Fat Jack. Enjoy.
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'm late but bout to fulfill my destiny as a fucking slob and review a lunchly on #twitch . If I shit myself, it's Logan Paul's fault. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo 🔴🔴🔴
September 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
LMFAO this shit came out? I forgot about it
July 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
To add to that, what happened to shit like Generator Rex. lmao I felt like I remember commercials for that shit and it just abruptly disappeared without me ever seeing a single episode on TV. Where's my GR experts at to explain the fucking lore of this shit in a 2 hour YT video?
July 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I took an edible and started fucking tripping remembering commercials from the 2000s that would play on adult swim and randomly remembered one for this fuckin site. Gametap. Did anyone actually use that?
July 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Me and my homie Sir Blackbeard Randall Cobb fucking around in Reisenjima doing Voracious Resurgence
June 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
June 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Forgot how long this shit takes on a fresh install.
June 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Was looking through my old files and found everything I had for the game that broke me (Sniper Art of Victory). It was my old style so 90% of the audio is me swearing up a storm lol. I think I want to finish this one day but yikes: bad isn't good enough to describe Sniper Art of Victory.
October 21, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Join me tomorrow as I finish off the rest of my dwindling brain cells and get intoxicated on undercooked Bagel Bites and coffee with a 12 hour stream on Twitch/Kick/YT. Will be playing Onimusha & Ender Lilies.
Find me on:
twitch.tv/aristoristo
kick.com/ristothearisto
youtube.com/ristothearisto
September 6, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Never did one of these before so here we go. Doing a Subtember Subathon on #Twitch. Now is truly the time to see which individuals want to see my crusty ass finger nails bad enough! I'll even keep them dirty as fuck when I snap that photo, just for you! 🐈

twitch.tv/aristoristo

#vtuber #cat
August 30, 2024 at 12:53 PM
August 26th through September 1st schedule. Will mostly be playing #StarWarsOutlaws with some Final Fantasy XIV and more Ready or Not!

twitch.tv/aristoristo
youtube.com/ristothearisto
kick.com/ristothearisto
[Art by
@aerynnyx.bsky.social
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@takomunch.bsky.social
]
#vtuber #twitch #kick #YouTube
August 25, 2024 at 11:39 PM
More cats with hats using AI fuckery.
February 26, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Heyo! I'm a catto named Risto! It's nice to meetcha!
October 15, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Hey there! I'm Risto and I'm a blue catto variety streamer! I mostly stream on Twitch and have laid back streams where we like to have a laugh. Love meeting new people too! www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
October 10, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Doing a Twitch Follower giveaway for a PC copy of Assassin's Creed Mirage (Ubisoft Connect)! Entry Date: 10/7/2023 at 9 AM ET until 10/16/2023 at 9 AM ET. Winner will be announced on stream! (Use !giveaway on twitch.tv/aristoristo enter!) #vtuber #vtubersupportchain #AssassinsCreedMirage #giveaway
October 10, 2023 at 2:43 AM