RissaU
@rissau.bsky.social
Writer, wanderer, silly walk enthusiast. Misspelling things is my passion.
I feel like I’ve gotten worse at socializing
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I feel like I’ve gotten worse at socializing
I hope the bees know how proud of them I are.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I hope the bees know how proud of them I are.
I fucking hate AI and I will not stand for a company using it instead of people, so I’m officially deleting Duolingo, but I wanted to record my 1786 day streak for posterity.
May 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I fucking hate AI and I will not stand for a company using it instead of people, so I’m officially deleting Duolingo, but I wanted to record my 1786 day streak for posterity.
Sometimes I think about how Elle Woods got a better score on the LSAT than Sam Winchester did.
March 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Sometimes I think about how Elle Woods got a better score on the LSAT than Sam Winchester did.
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I think my finest creation is Fancy Lunch Friday
February 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I think my finest creation is Fancy Lunch Friday
We’re at the “rewatch The Princess Bride” level of depression.
January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We’re at the “rewatch The Princess Bride” level of depression.
Hot Glen Powell summer very quickly turned into Emotional Support Glen Powell winter.
January 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hot Glen Powell summer very quickly turned into Emotional Support Glen Powell winter.
It is an understood risk of reading that you always get to the sex part in a doctor’s office.
January 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It is an understood risk of reading that you always get to the sex part in a doctor’s office.
Little menty b in the HEB parking lot. As one does.
January 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Little menty b in the HEB parking lot. As one does.
Ringing in the new year with beloved friends and laughter is definitely a sign of wonderful things to come. I’m sure of it.
January 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Ringing in the new year with beloved friends and laughter is definitely a sign of wonderful things to come. I’m sure of it.
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*yelling* "THE SUPERIOR WEINER PREVAILS!!!!" followed by "I definitely understand wrestling!!" - @rissau.bsky.social 💀💀💀 #AEWWorldsEnd
December 29, 2024 at 1:43 AM
*yelling* "THE SUPERIOR WEINER PREVAILS!!!!" followed by "I definitely understand wrestling!!" - @rissau.bsky.social 💀💀💀 #AEWWorldsEnd
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
How many times in history has literal shit hit a fan that it became a saying
December 28, 2024 at 6:30 AM
How many times in history has literal shit hit a fan that it became a saying
Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls
December 25, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls
Getting a hip flask for the sole purpose of consuming beef gravy.
December 24, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Getting a hip flask for the sole purpose of consuming beef gravy.
I have no idea if it actually helps my back pain, but absolutely roasting the shit out of my spine when it’s hurting with the use of a questionable heating pad is honestly one of life’s great pleasures.
December 18, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I have no idea if it actually helps my back pain, but absolutely roasting the shit out of my spine when it’s hurting with the use of a questionable heating pad is honestly one of life’s great pleasures.
I appear to be physically incapable of throwing away the small tins that cosmetics come in, so I’m just going to collect enough of them to put my ashes in when I die.
December 18, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I appear to be physically incapable of throwing away the small tins that cosmetics come in, so I’m just going to collect enough of them to put my ashes in when I die.
In an attempt to get rid of the negative self talk, I’m trying to say nice things about myself sarcastically as a self-confidence workaround because I’m sooooooo smart and have nothing but the fucking greatest ideas.
December 15, 2024 at 10:29 AM
In an attempt to get rid of the negative self talk, I’m trying to say nice things about myself sarcastically as a self-confidence workaround because I’m sooooooo smart and have nothing but the fucking greatest ideas.
Batty says happy Friday the 13th! Be nice to a black cat today! If you even think about being mean to a black cat we will give you all the bad luck you require!
December 13, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Batty says happy Friday the 13th! Be nice to a black cat today! If you even think about being mean to a black cat we will give you all the bad luck you require!
Trying to stay delulu is a fucking full time job
December 12, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Trying to stay delulu is a fucking full time job
I sincerely apologize, but I am not nearly hot enough to use instagram with any kind of regularity.
December 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I sincerely apologize, but I am not nearly hot enough to use instagram with any kind of regularity.
A girl on TikTok with flawless eye makeup reading tarot cards in her Honda civic in a smoothie king parking lot told me I’ve got a prosperous new beginning coming and that’s really all that’s getting me through the week.
December 12, 2024 at 6:15 PM
A girl on TikTok with flawless eye makeup reading tarot cards in her Honda civic in a smoothie king parking lot told me I’ve got a prosperous new beginning coming and that’s really all that’s getting me through the week.
Sexy red kiss smudge but instead of lipstick it’s hot sauce from the noodles I had earlier 💋
December 8, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Sexy red kiss smudge but instead of lipstick it’s hot sauce from the noodles I had earlier 💋