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The dog hasn't barked, but it sure is whining a lot lately.
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The dog hasn't barked, but it sure is whining a lot lately.
OMG You guys have no idea how much I LOVE suffering for 40+ days and then 8 traitors give it all up for a promise. People wanting to 4D chess when they can't play tictactoe, love that confidence for you.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
OMG You guys have no idea how much I LOVE suffering for 40+ days and then 8 traitors give it all up for a promise. People wanting to 4D chess when they can't play tictactoe, love that confidence for you.
Reminder: we are currently NPCs of Baldur's Gate 4, and RFK Jr is a chosen one with a worm in his head.
October 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Reminder: we are currently NPCs of Baldur's Gate 4, and RFK Jr is a chosen one with a worm in his head.
Surprised by RFKJ and his MAHA movement ruining the premiere health agencies? It seems like people forgot that he's an illithid. MAHA? Make Absolute Heir Again. DnD and Baldur's Gate 3 has been foreshadowing this for years, we're cooked.
September 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Surprised by RFKJ and his MAHA movement ruining the premiere health agencies? It seems like people forgot that he's an illithid. MAHA? Make Absolute Heir Again. DnD and Baldur's Gate 3 has been foreshadowing this for years, we're cooked.
Never trust AI's response to how to reheat a pizza in the air fryer... unless you're into foods crispier than a kit kat.
August 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Never trust AI's response to how to reheat a pizza in the air fryer... unless you're into foods crispier than a kit kat.
If Dr. Erika McEntarfer was let go for the jobs numbers, BEA might want to run for the hills after showing these trade numbers 🏃♀️💨💨
www.bea.gov/news/2025/us...
www.bea.gov/news/2025/us...
U.S. International Trade in Goods and Services, June 2025 | U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA)
The U.S. Census Bureau and the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis announced today that the goods and services deficit was $60.2 billion in June, down $11.5 billion from $71.7 billion in May, revised.
www.bea.gov
August 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If Dr. Erika McEntarfer was let go for the jobs numbers, BEA might want to run for the hills after showing these trade numbers 🏃♀️💨💨
www.bea.gov/news/2025/us...
www.bea.gov/news/2025/us...
Today had no work: wheeeeeeeee
Tomorrow have work: whoooooooooo
Tomorrow have work: whoooooooooo
July 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Today had no work: wheeeeeeeee
Tomorrow have work: whoooooooooo
Tomorrow have work: whoooooooooo
Mamdani needs to stop being so gorgeous. It's offensive.
June 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Mamdani needs to stop being so gorgeous. It's offensive.
Google got hacked, but I'm not worried. For years Google has been ad-targeting me as a cat lover, and has never learned no matter how many times I sneeze in Google's face
June 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Google got hacked, but I'm not worried. For years Google has been ad-targeting me as a cat lover, and has never learned no matter how many times I sneeze in Google's face
Gotta' glam up and be FIRE for tomorrow; we all know: FIRE beats ICE #protest #june142025 #notmyfirsttimebeingcuffeduwu
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Gotta' glam up and be FIRE for tomorrow; we all know: FIRE beats ICE #protest #june142025 #notmyfirsttimebeingcuffeduwu
The makeup tip you never asked for, part 1: tired of seeing those dark eye circles and eye bags? Just turn off all sources of light. Follow me for more advice about pasta, I mean makeup.
April 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The makeup tip you never asked for, part 1: tired of seeing those dark eye circles and eye bags? Just turn off all sources of light. Follow me for more advice about pasta, I mean makeup.
Taking Bible quotes out of context: "woe to those who see evil as good, and good as evil" while Bondi restores gun rights to a celebrity abuser
April 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Taking Bible quotes out of context: "woe to those who see evil as good, and good as evil" while Bondi restores gun rights to a celebrity abuser
I know the Wisconsin elections are over but Elon if you have any millions left over I'd be happy to take them off your hands.
April 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I know the Wisconsin elections are over but Elon if you have any millions left over I'd be happy to take them off your hands.
Less than a 7 second video of you? Here's a 0 second video.
March 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Less than a 7 second video of you? Here's a 0 second video.
I want to be empathetic with people; it's just that when they say "hi" I instantly become exhausted and want a bellini.
March 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I want to be empathetic with people; it's just that when they say "hi" I instantly become exhausted and want a bellini.
Every time someone mentions garlic confit I keep reading garlic con feet. Guess you can't get that smell out.
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Every time someone mentions garlic confit I keep reading garlic con feet. Guess you can't get that smell out.
Now when I mischat mean gossip in my work chats, I can at least remind myself that at least I'm not Pete Hegseth.
March 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Now when I mischat mean gossip in my work chats, I can at least remind myself that at least I'm not Pete Hegseth.
I wonder what I clicked that caused the internet cookie to bake, and now my bsky feed is filled with milk thirst traps
March 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I wonder what I clicked that caused the internet cookie to bake, and now my bsky feed is filled with milk thirst traps
Maybe someone could provide more insight, but Rep Moskowitz with a history of heckling and mocking (often rightly so) other members of Congress, and yet joins to censure Al Green?
March 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Maybe someone could provide more insight, but Rep Moskowitz with a history of heckling and mocking (often rightly so) other members of Congress, and yet joins to censure Al Green?
Fasting in all its forms is a giant lie. Once you start, it doesn't end fast enough; just a slow, grieving process of waiting until you can stuff your mouth with the next donut. Giving fasting a 1 star Yelp review.
March 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Fasting in all its forms is a giant lie. Once you start, it doesn't end fast enough; just a slow, grieving process of waiting until you can stuff your mouth with the next donut. Giving fasting a 1 star Yelp review.
Imagine if the Dems won the next election cycle, and the asteroid collided with Earth. In before Trump says "If I were president, that asteroid would never have impacted us."
February 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Imagine if the Dems won the next election cycle, and the asteroid collided with Earth. In before Trump says "If I were president, that asteroid would never have impacted us."
Grats on Beyoncé for album of the year! Or for the Spanish speakers like me, felicidades B11.
February 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Grats on Beyoncé for album of the year! Or for the Spanish speakers like me, felicidades B11.
Please share: the Colombian deportation is not the only one. HSI and ICE have begun raids in common immigrant communities in Puerto Rico, mostly Dominicans (Republic) who tend to congregate in Barrio Obrero, Puerto Rico.
January 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Please share: the Colombian deportation is not the only one. HSI and ICE have begun raids in common immigrant communities in Puerto Rico, mostly Dominicans (Republic) who tend to congregate in Barrio Obrero, Puerto Rico.
Happy holidays to the heathens. I would say I like you all but let's be real I'm just waiting for you all to rage and post nudies.
December 26, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Happy holidays to the heathens. I would say I like you all but let's be real I'm just waiting for you all to rage and post nudies.
Thinking about what Bluesky posts should be called, and I thought up "kites". Too bad I'm not famous and the bsky OGs will send a hitman after me for attempting against "skeets".
December 11, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Thinking about what Bluesky posts should be called, and I thought up "kites". Too bad I'm not famous and the bsky OGs will send a hitman after me for attempting against "skeets".