hollis risipieces
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hello! i am not very good at computer
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the firmament divides biblical userspace from god mode
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
the firmament divides biblical userspace from god mode
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when have you ever seen a so called 'monster' ever monst. what is that
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
when have you ever seen a so called 'monster' ever monst. what is that
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i like how if im not logged into youtube all my recommendations become something like '1000 ants vs black widow'
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i like how if im not logged into youtube all my recommendations become something like '1000 ants vs black widow'
last elf day! the elf is on the tv with no specials props or anything but to partially compensate, the letter i left is a little one-page zine that is basically a miniature diary of the sleepover, with doodles of all the previous hiding spots and cards/presents. i think they’ll get a kick out of […]
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vixen.zone
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
last elf day! the elf is on the tv with no specials props or anything but to partially compensate, the letter i left is a little one-page zine that is basically a miniature diary of the sleepover, with doodles of all the previous hiding spots and cards/presents. i think they’ll get a kick out of […]
fell asleep before midnight and didn’t hide the elf so i suddenly got up at like 3:30 or 4 am to go and do an art and craft. left a half-finished paper garland and a note that says that the elf tried to decorate for christmas but got chased by the cats! so she’s hiding somewhere they cant get to […]
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vixen.zone
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
fell asleep before midnight and didn’t hide the elf so i suddenly got up at like 3:30 or 4 am to go and do an art and craft. left a half-finished paper garland and a note that says that the elf tried to decorate for christmas but got chased by the cats! so she’s hiding somewhere they cant get to […]
going to bed at 4am with the elf once again set up. she is in a little chef costume and "made breakfast" for the kids (left kinder eggs in a cooking pot). in the letter she says she hopes the easter bunny won’t mind her giving them eggs and also confirms that she is okay from when she fell […]
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vixen.zone
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
going to bed at 4am with the elf once again set up. she is in a little chef costume and "made breakfast" for the kids (left kinder eggs in a cooking pot). in the letter she says she hopes the easter bunny won’t mind her giving them eggs and also confirms that she is okay from when she fell […]
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play my inscrutable game to uncover facts and trivia about me
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
play my inscrutable game to uncover facts and trivia about me
i am ideologically opposed to elf on the shelf and christ it is such a pain in the ass to set up. but i am babysitting my sisters kids for a week and they fucking love this elf so i am committing hard to the elf shenanigans. i spent like an hour making them a card from the elf and attached a […]
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vixen.zone
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
i am ideologically opposed to elf on the shelf and christ it is such a pain in the ass to set up. but i am babysitting my sisters kids for a week and they fucking love this elf so i am committing hard to the elf shenanigans. i spent like an hour making them a card from the elf and attached a […]
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those damn british... how the devil will we americans understand them without putting all their words through the auto censoring word guesser first
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
those damn british... how the devil will we americans understand them without putting all their words through the auto censoring word guesser first
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i like that youtube will pick autogenerated captions over 'English (United Kingdom)' because im in the united states
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i like that youtube will pick autogenerated captions over 'English (United Kingdom)' because im in the united states
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occurring in late december, christmas is the last of the 'four spooky holidays'
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
occurring in late december, christmas is the last of the 'four spooky holidays'
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a typo is a kind of bad easter egg commonly found in textbooks
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
a typo is a kind of bad easter egg commonly found in textbooks
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[kink?]
the 'ds' in bdsm is for domain/subdomain
the 'ds' in bdsm is for domain/subdomain
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
[kink?]
the 'ds' in bdsm is for domain/subdomain
the 'ds' in bdsm is for domain/subdomain
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cats are too small to learn typography
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
cats are too small to learn typography
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all roads lead to rome, unless theyre paved with good intentions, in which case something kind of upsetting happens
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
all roads lead to rome, unless theyre paved with good intentions, in which case something kind of upsetting happens
literally getting dragged into a bog right now
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
literally getting dragged into a bog right now
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ive already determined that the next hilarious number will be 61
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
ive already determined that the next hilarious number will be 61
just googled "coyotes [my city]" to confirm that other people have seen coyotes here before. but anyway i just saw a coyote run down my street and because i’m one of those blissfully stupid white people i did go and stand outside and whistle to the coyote and it turned around to look at me and […]
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vixen.zone
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
just googled "coyotes [my city]" to confirm that other people have seen coyotes here before. but anyway i just saw a coyote run down my street and because i’m one of those blissfully stupid white people i did go and stand outside and whistle to the coyote and it turned around to look at me and […]
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teenage mutant ninja turtles. teenage mutant ninja turtles. everybody wants to rule the world
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
teenage mutant ninja turtles. teenage mutant ninja turtles. everybody wants to rule the world
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in the cyber future everyone will live in their very own block device
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
in the cyber future everyone will live in their very own block device
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we can build a new social media site. in the forest
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
we can build a new social media site. in the forest
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the hell is it november for. what
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
the hell is it november for. what
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screwdriver will save me
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
screwdriver will save me
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iphone did not save me
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
iphone did not save me
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for my next trick i will be going to bed
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
for my next trick i will be going to bed