for christmas i got my Penicr jorked. by me. im the penus jorker hohohoho merry christmas !!!!!

also i read this as some sort of insult and/or threat at first

actually might not have had the sex it might be that her other coworkers were having sex in the elevator and then her severed leg fell on them. i dont remember enough of this episode except the way they solved the murder was like slightly racist

theres an episode of bones where two people fuck in their shared workplace and then one of them gets murdered and has her body dumped in the elevator shaft. is this in any way relevant? not really

if i had thought he would ever know what onlyfans was i would not have made the joke. alas i forgot he knew how to google. this is a good enough tweet for the nsfw account right? sure