I discovered today that if you rearrange the letters of my very Christian nephew's name, you get Bishop Jerky, and that pleases me immensely.

Had to set up an account with a bible website in order to buy a voucher for a wannabe vicar friend. Accidentally applied the voucher to my account instead of his. I'm atheist, but if I am wrong, I reckon God would have LOL'd at that.

On a bus to work. There's a child playing what appears to be jingle bells on a kazoo. No, thank you.