✨TheAkwardTurtle✨
@riseupandfightnow.bsky.social
A 35 year old social anxiety ridden neurodivergent woman who doesn't know what the fuck is going on anymore but shares a shit ton of memes for dopamine hits🥲. Byeee🖖🏼 Milwaukee, WI
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Cubs DESTROY the Dodgers 🤯
April 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Cubs DESTROY the Dodgers 🤯
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I needed to hear this. Maybe you do too.
“Fear has a way of being contagious… courage is also contagious.” — Kamala Harris
Man, I miss her.
“Fear has a way of being contagious… courage is also contagious.” — Kamala Harris
Man, I miss her.
April 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I needed to hear this. Maybe you do too.
“Fear has a way of being contagious… courage is also contagious.” — Kamala Harris
Man, I miss her.
“Fear has a way of being contagious… courage is also contagious.” — Kamala Harris
Man, I miss her.
I convinced myself that I died of Covid 5 years ago and I'm in hell 2025. This timeline needs to fucking implode.
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April 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I convinced myself that I died of Covid 5 years ago and I'm in hell 2025. This timeline needs to fucking implode.
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Hope yall are happy for the next 4 years. We are entering the Great Depression part 2
March 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Hope yall are happy for the next 4 years. We are entering the Great Depression part 2
Had the most fucked up dream that I had a girl stalker but it was a musical but refuse to accept no and continued to unalive herself until I called 911 every time where magically she was alive every time...what the fuck
February 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Had the most fucked up dream that I had a girl stalker but it was a musical but refuse to accept no and continued to unalive herself until I called 911 every time where magically she was alive every time...what the fuck
You mean to tell this motherfucker is coming to the Super Bowl and the nfl decided to take out "end racism" off their field. You fucking cowards. Better pray that everyone will be taking a knee a Sunday. Just wild to me. Wow
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February 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You mean to tell this motherfucker is coming to the Super Bowl and the nfl decided to take out "end racism" off their field. You fucking cowards. Better pray that everyone will be taking a knee a Sunday. Just wild to me. Wow
Breathe breathe breathe this is just smoke that's going to blow over because you can't abolish the constitution. You fuck waffle
February 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Breathe breathe breathe this is just smoke that's going to blow over because you can't abolish the constitution. You fuck waffle
At this point, I'm crying hysterically while punching the air because I'm so fucking frustrated living in the US with a fucking wannabe dictator. I just wanna go 10 rounds to this motherfuckers face and spit on him for what trash he did to this country. FUCK YOU TRUMP 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
February 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
At this point, I'm crying hysterically while punching the air because I'm so fucking frustrated living in the US with a fucking wannabe dictator. I just wanna go 10 rounds to this motherfuckers face and spit on him for what trash he did to this country. FUCK YOU TRUMP 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
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Just ughhhhhh. Were the worst in everybody's eyes and the fuck yo thing is I didn't vote for this fuckery of leadership. But no we rather have a fucking shit business felon for "President" instead of QUALIFIED people in office. I can't it's only FEBRUARY. Send help 😭😭😭
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February 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Just ughhhhhh. Were the worst in everybody's eyes and the fuck yo thing is I didn't vote for this fuckery of leadership. But no we rather have a fucking shit business felon for "President" instead of QUALIFIED people in office. I can't it's only FEBRUARY. Send help 😭😭😭
I want off this hellish ride. Like straight up going to the aliens be like beam me up Scotty cause I can not with the next 4 years with orange palpatine. Send help seriously
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February 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I want off this hellish ride. Like straight up going to the aliens be like beam me up Scotty cause I can not with the next 4 years with orange palpatine. Send help seriously
@br3ndab3ar.bsky.social I found you
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January 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
@br3ndab3ar.bsky.social I found you
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
This past week felt the longest 20 years of my life.. how the fuck am I gonna make it out in 4 years with this bullshit sad excuse I call the US Government
January 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This past week felt the longest 20 years of my life.. how the fuck am I gonna make it out in 4 years with this bullshit sad excuse I call the US Government
Bruh... I did not expect my mid-late 30s to live in this twilight zone of a country. Literally age 36-39 (next 4 years of Donnie T) is going to suffer harder now then ever and that's AFTER multiple wars, 9/11, $ 5 gas, Covid,stocks and housing market crashing, etc. I REFUSE TO PAY $6 for EGGS. Bitch
January 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Bruh... I did not expect my mid-late 30s to live in this twilight zone of a country. Literally age 36-39 (next 4 years of Donnie T) is going to suffer harder now then ever and that's AFTER multiple wars, 9/11, $ 5 gas, Covid,stocks and housing market crashing, etc. I REFUSE TO PAY $6 for EGGS. Bitch
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AOC: I don’t celebrate RAPISTS, so no, I’m not going to the inauguration tomorrow
January 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
AOC: I don’t celebrate RAPISTS, so no, I’m not going to the inauguration tomorrow
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January 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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US government playing these mind games thinking we stupid.. it's exhausting. Can't yall just dip with your billions of $$ and leave us poor folk alone? Let me enjoy my dopamine hits cat videos doing back flips. FUCK
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January 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
US government playing these mind games thinking we stupid.. it's exhausting. Can't yall just dip with your billions of $$ and leave us poor folk alone? Let me enjoy my dopamine hits cat videos doing back flips. FUCK
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For real!! 2025 is bananas and it’s only the 16th! 😳 #wtf #stopplayin
January 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
For real!! 2025 is bananas and it’s only the 16th! 😳 #wtf #stopplayin