Amber
@risettemd.bsky.social
She/Her
Apple Fritter Princess
Minors DNI
Girlfriend of Michelle
Apple Fritter Princess
Minors DNI
Girlfriend of Michelle
There once was a woman named Wendy
Whose grammatical prose was trendy
Then lo, a mistake
Loose apostrophe make
No longer a verbose effendi
Whose grammatical prose was trendy
Then lo, a mistake
Loose apostrophe make
No longer a verbose effendi
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
There once was a woman named Wendy
Whose grammatical prose was trendy
Then lo, a mistake
Loose apostrophe make
No longer a verbose effendi
Whose grammatical prose was trendy
Then lo, a mistake
Loose apostrophe make
No longer a verbose effendi
Me: "I know Wendy will gasp in consternation if I inform her of this grammatical blunder!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me: "I know Wendy will gasp in consternation if I inform her of this grammatical blunder!"
Failed pick up lines.
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Failed pick up lines.
Please meet my assistant @hiyinx.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Please meet my assistant @hiyinx.bsky.social
The hormones must flow
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The hormones must flow
Aw shit you're in ventricular tachycardia, let's get the defibrillator
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Aw shit you're in ventricular tachycardia, let's get the defibrillator
Guess I'm ahead of the game
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Guess I'm ahead of the game
Lugal Amber and Ensi Michelle
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lugal Amber and Ensi Michelle
Never ending supply of Anomalocaris facts
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Never ending supply of Anomalocaris facts
Those moments hit so hard, but the best thing you can do is be their rock when they can't stay solid.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Those moments hit so hard, but the best thing you can do is be their rock when they can't stay solid.
Army of Darkness style
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Army of Darkness style
-Replaces fingers with dynamite-
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
-Replaces fingers with dynamite-