Literally. What a GREAT story. Virgin mother, magic baby. Immaculate make believe vibes.

Yesss I get compliments all the time

Ur a glazed carrot

Ok but also….. feminine men. God I love a sensitive man with painted nails

Even in my spanked weekly life, I still don’t think I could tell the difference. Pain is pain. Lol

I think there’s grey area here. If I am at a place that is specifically catered for children and families, I will not but if I am out late tonight at a restaurant and you have your kids hanging around I’m gonna say whatever I want to be honest

It’s been out a lot recently

I’m sorry?! 👁️👁️

THE BEST FEELING I might do it again tonight even tho I washed my sheets last week …. But now I have the right laundry detergent and I wouldn’t mind washing them again.

Ok slay ur the boss

Um heyyyyy!!!!! Congrats!!!

That is true. Much more is in your control this time around

You know what girl you are active. You walk all the time you love to hike you could probably get into Pilates. I think that you like to move your body and you’re also conscious about eating a good balance. I think you’re gonna be OK with this change is really scary.

Im afraid the whole scenario would call for a wooden paddle