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I judge everyone by the content of their character 𝒂𝒏𝒅 the color of their skin. I ain't MLK, heaux.
Hey MAGA,
Just so you know, if by chance you don't get your #SNAP benefits in November... You can always eat the dogs, the cats, and the pets.
You're welcome.
~ Management
Just so you know, if by chance you don't get your #SNAP benefits in November... You can always eat the dogs, the cats, and the pets.
You're welcome.
~ Management
October 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hey MAGA,
Just so you know, if by chance you don't get your #SNAP benefits in November... You can always eat the dogs, the cats, and the pets.
You're welcome.
~ Management
Just so you know, if by chance you don't get your #SNAP benefits in November... You can always eat the dogs, the cats, and the pets.
You're welcome.
~ Management
🚨 BREAKING: CDC scientists and researchers have finally discovered the culprit behind childhood and adult queerness. It wasn’t cartoons, rainbow stickers, or drag brunches—it was bubble gum-flavored medicine.
September 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🚨 BREAKING: CDC scientists and researchers have finally discovered the culprit behind childhood and adult queerness. It wasn’t cartoons, rainbow stickers, or drag brunches—it was bubble gum-flavored medicine.
Me: Jimmy Kimmel would still have a show on ABC if Kamala Harris were president.
MAGA: I'm so glad we dodged that bullet.
Me: Too bad Charlie Kirk didn't.
MAGA: %%$&%&@#$^&!!!!
MAGA: I'm so glad we dodged that bullet.
Me: Too bad Charlie Kirk didn't.
MAGA: %%$&%&@#$^&!!!!
September 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Me: Jimmy Kimmel would still have a show on ABC if Kamala Harris were president.
MAGA: I'm so glad we dodged that bullet.
Me: Too bad Charlie Kirk didn't.
MAGA: %%$&%&@#$^&!!!!
MAGA: I'm so glad we dodged that bullet.
Me: Too bad Charlie Kirk didn't.
MAGA: %%$&%&@#$^&!!!!
Russia, I don't know if you all are reading this, but today would be a perfect day to release the Pee Tape.
August 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Russia, I don't know if you all are reading this, but today would be a perfect day to release the Pee Tape.
I'm going to pretend that Donald Trump unleashing the military on Washington, DC, to take over isn't meant to distract us from his name being in the Epstein files multiple times. I'm just gonna say he's doing it 'cause the aliens are about to attack and nobody can depend on Ice Cube saving us. 😭
August 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm going to pretend that Donald Trump unleashing the military on Washington, DC, to take over isn't meant to distract us from his name being in the Epstein files multiple times. I'm just gonna say he's doing it 'cause the aliens are about to attack and nobody can depend on Ice Cube saving us. 😭
Can someone call Qatar and tell them to give that man a submersible? 👀
May 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Can someone call Qatar and tell them to give that man a submersible? 👀
Sen. Tim Scott shares some words of praise about Donald Trump's first 100 days in office in his second term. 😂
April 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sen. Tim Scott shares some words of praise about Donald Trump's first 100 days in office in his second term. 😂
Now that Sheduer Sanders has been drafted, can we talk about some more conspiracy theories and racism? Like, Skip Bayless being the mastermind behind the sexual assault lawsuit against Shannon Sharpe? #StayWoke
April 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Now that Sheduer Sanders has been drafted, can we talk about some more conspiracy theories and racism? Like, Skip Bayless being the mastermind behind the sexual assault lawsuit against Shannon Sharpe? #StayWoke
This is why I ignore all of y'all's "prayer request" posts on Facebook that say not to ask why you need prayer. I'd be damned if I help you Negroes bring back slavery or some shit to get me caught up.
April 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is why I ignore all of y'all's "prayer request" posts on Facebook that say not to ask why you need prayer. I'd be damned if I help you Negroes bring back slavery or some shit to get me caught up.
Ja Morant needs to tell the NBA to chill 'cause this time he used a Super Soaker.
April 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ja Morant needs to tell the NBA to chill 'cause this time he used a Super Soaker.
Meet the genie that lives inside the bottle of gas station Viagra pills. ⛽️
April 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Meet the genie that lives inside the bottle of gas station Viagra pills. ⛽️
Rep. Jasmine Crockett didn't leak classified "war plans" on Signal, did she? Oh, she said something about the Governor of Texas... you know, what's his name, Evil Professor X.
March 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett didn't leak classified "war plans" on Signal, did she? Oh, she said something about the Governor of Texas... you know, what's his name, Evil Professor X.
This is a DEI hire, by the way.
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is a DEI hire, by the way.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has declared that she prefers not to disclose her vaccination status. A prudent decision, perhaps. After all, such delicate matters are best reserved for a private discussion between Marjorie and the professional most qualified to assess her health—her veterinarian.
March 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has declared that she prefers not to disclose her vaccination status. A prudent decision, perhaps. After all, such delicate matters are best reserved for a private discussion between Marjorie and the professional most qualified to assess her health—her veterinarian.
If the Pittsburgh Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers today instead of resigning Russell Wilson, Ciara is gon' file for a divorce and get back with Future.
March 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If the Pittsburgh Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers today instead of resigning Russell Wilson, Ciara is gon' file for a divorce and get back with Future.
It's funny in an "I'm so damn old" kinda way when I think about how many younger people today, are now learning that George Forman was a professional boxer. They are all now learning that George Foreman was an actual person and not a grill you plug in to make hamburgers. RIP champ.
March 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It's funny in an "I'm so damn old" kinda way when I think about how many younger people today, are now learning that George Forman was a professional boxer. They are all now learning that George Foreman was an actual person and not a grill you plug in to make hamburgers. RIP champ.
BREAKING: A new Trump executive order offers free eggs for a year for anyone who purchases a Tesla.
March 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
BREAKING: A new Trump executive order offers free eggs for a year for anyone who purchases a Tesla.
If I had a podcast, I'd spend Black History Month interviewing older white folks. I'd ask them stuff like, "So, did the water from the water fountains taste better before Black people were allowed to drink from the same fountain as you all?" Maybe next year I will.
February 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If I had a podcast, I'd spend Black History Month interviewing older white folks. I'd ask them stuff like, "So, did the water from the water fountains taste better before Black people were allowed to drink from the same fountain as you all?" Maybe next year I will.
Do you know how bad things have to be in the world because of Donald Trump the Pope is trying to figure out if he should stick around and pray for us or just say, "Fuck this place... y'all can have it."
February 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Do you know how bad things have to be in the world because of Donald Trump the Pope is trying to figure out if he should stick around and pray for us or just say, "Fuck this place... y'all can have it."
BREAKING: Donald Trump announces first $5,500 DOGE dividend check to be mailed February 31st., 2025.
February 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump announces first $5,500 DOGE dividend check to be mailed February 31st., 2025.
President Trump’s policies have lowered egg prices significantly. Don’t be misled by dramatic social media photos—they’re fake news! Those images show pterodactyl eggs, which would naturally cost more. Regular eggs are currently much cheaper than ever before!
January 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
President Trump’s policies have lowered egg prices significantly. Don’t be misled by dramatic social media photos—they’re fake news! Those images show pterodactyl eggs, which would naturally cost more. Regular eggs are currently much cheaper than ever before!
BREAKING: A federal judge temporarily blocked Trump’s executive order that sought to restrict birthright citizenship, calling it “blatantly unconstitutional.”
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January 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge temporarily blocked Trump’s executive order that sought to restrict birthright citizenship, calling it “blatantly unconstitutional.”
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It is notable that Trump reportedly wanted the military to open fire on nonviolent BLM protesters in Washington, D.C. However, when it came to the insurrectionist domestic terrorists rioting in his name, he believed they deserved leniency.
January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It is notable that Trump reportedly wanted the military to open fire on nonviolent BLM protesters in Washington, D.C. However, when it came to the insurrectionist domestic terrorists rioting in his name, he believed they deserved leniency.
With Trump pardoning all January 6th individuals, I can’t help but wonder how thrilled Ashli Babbitt must feel about her release. What will be the first thing she does with her newfound freedom? Imagining the possibilities ahead for her is truly intriguing!
January 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
With Trump pardoning all January 6th individuals, I can’t help but wonder how thrilled Ashli Babbitt must feel about her release. What will be the first thing she does with her newfound freedom? Imagining the possibilities ahead for her is truly intriguing!