Elliot
@ripoffslimshady.bsky.social
One of nature’s most notorious fouling organisms; #1 Lisa Miller rememberer
He/him, United States
He/him, United States
this is what happens to the ones who fry the rice poorly
September 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
this is what happens to the ones who fry the rice poorly
had the privilege of being invited to a flashback #MTGDIS draft today! was hoping to flex my knowledge and play the Auras deck but went 1-2 😩
match 1 mana flood, but got there in the 0-2 bracket against the FNM hero who invited me 😅 I'll blame it on not a single Silhana Ledgewalker being in the pod
match 1 mana flood, but got there in the 0-2 bracket against the FNM hero who invited me 😅 I'll blame it on not a single Silhana Ledgewalker being in the pod
August 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
had the privilege of being invited to a flashback #MTGDIS draft today! was hoping to flex my knowledge and play the Auras deck but went 1-2 😩
match 1 mana flood, but got there in the 0-2 bracket against the FNM hero who invited me 😅 I'll blame it on not a single Silhana Ledgewalker being in the pod
match 1 mana flood, but got there in the 0-2 bracket against the FNM hero who invited me 😅 I'll blame it on not a single Silhana Ledgewalker being in the pod
last night's #MTGEOE P1P1 Dyadrine into P1P2 Haliya; I simply had to laugh
of course I punted a tie for 1st on an unnecessarily risky attack, *then* realized this morning I'd have won if I'd remembered Vondam had menace and could've attacked turn 3 😭
of course I punted a tie for 1st on an unnecessarily risky attack, *then* realized this morning I'd have won if I'd remembered Vondam had menace and could've attacked turn 3 😭
August 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
last night's #MTGEOE P1P1 Dyadrine into P1P2 Haliya; I simply had to laugh
of course I punted a tie for 1st on an unnecessarily risky attack, *then* realized this morning I'd have won if I'd remembered Vondam had menace and could've attacked turn 3 😭
of course I punted a tie for 1st on an unnecessarily risky attack, *then* realized this morning I'd have won if I'd remembered Vondam had menace and could've attacked turn 3 😭
Friday's #MTGEOE draft, I basically had to run the 4x common as a bit
2-1 bc after getting stomped M1 I got paired with inexperienced drafters. did get to explain to one of them why never to draft Cosmogoyf 😅
2-1 bc after getting stomped M1 I got paired with inexperienced drafters. did get to explain to one of them why never to draft Cosmogoyf 😅
August 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Friday's #MTGEOE draft, I basically had to run the 4x common as a bit
2-1 bc after getting stomped M1 I got paired with inexperienced drafters. did get to explain to one of them why never to draft Cosmogoyf 😅
2-1 bc after getting stomped M1 I got paired with inexperienced drafters. did get to explain to one of them why never to draft Cosmogoyf 😅
last night's #MTGEOE draft went well! 1-1-1, only match loss was bc I kept giving opponent Lander tokens with that one Kavu 😭
Flurry in this set is *so* much more doable than in TDM. it's a very Numbers Fuckstein set (based)
Flurry in this set is *so* much more doable than in TDM. it's a very Numbers Fuckstein set (based)
August 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
last night's #MTGEOE draft went well! 1-1-1, only match loss was bc I kept giving opponent Lander tokens with that one Kavu 😭
Flurry in this set is *so* much more doable than in TDM. it's a very Numbers Fuckstein set (based)
Flurry in this set is *so* much more doable than in TDM. it's a very Numbers Fuckstein set (based)
remember this? there was one card I left out
at least ten years ago, for some indescretion I don't recall, my sister took a Magic card and poked a bunch of holes in it
as it so happens, its artist was at the con 😅
at least ten years ago, for some indescretion I don't recall, my sister took a Magic card and poked a bunch of holes in it
as it so happens, its artist was at the con 😅
August 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
remember this? there was one card I left out
at least ten years ago, for some indescretion I don't recall, my sister took a Magic card and poked a bunch of holes in it
as it so happens, its artist was at the con 😅
at least ten years ago, for some indescretion I don't recall, my sister took a Magic card and poked a bunch of holes in it
as it so happens, its artist was at the con 😅
predictable 1-2 in last night's #MTGEOE draft
had some really strong starts that fizzled out. also got to mill kill myself with Icetill Explorer which was fun, that was a 40-minute M2G2
blaming this one on not getting my Strip Mine 😠
had some really strong starts that fizzled out. also got to mill kill myself with Icetill Explorer which was fun, that was a 40-minute M2G2
blaming this one on not getting my Strip Mine 😠
August 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
predictable 1-2 in last night's #MTGEOE draft
had some really strong starts that fizzled out. also got to mill kill myself with Icetill Explorer which was fun, that was a 40-minute M2G2
blaming this one on not getting my Strip Mine 😠
had some really strong starts that fizzled out. also got to mill kill myself with Icetill Explorer which was fun, that was a 40-minute M2G2
blaming this one on not getting my Strip Mine 😠
to address the allegations: yes this 3-0 #MTGEOE pool was cracked
*but*
I also won match 2 bc I made the very brave and skillful decision to let through 7 damage and go to 3 instead of chump so I could station Gravship with Nautilus my next turn 😼
*but*
I also won match 2 bc I made the very brave and skillful decision to let through 7 damage and go to 3 instead of chump so I could station Gravship with Nautilus my next turn 😼
July 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
to address the allegations: yes this 3-0 #MTGEOE pool was cracked
*but*
I also won match 2 bc I made the very brave and skillful decision to let through 7 damage and go to 3 instead of chump so I could station Gravship with Nautilus my next turn 😼
*but*
I also won match 2 bc I made the very brave and skillful decision to let through 7 damage and go to 3 instead of chump so I could station Gravship with Nautilus my next turn 😼
it took me like half an hour to redraw this motherfucker because of his stupid off-center glasses
July 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
it took me like half an hour to redraw this motherfucker because of his stupid off-center glasses
half a dozen episodes of Madoka Magica:
"Walpurgisnacht is evil"
"it's going to kill 10,000 people"
"only Madoka can stop it"
Walpurgisnacht when you finally see her:
"Walpurgisnacht is evil"
"it's going to kill 10,000 people"
"only Madoka can stop it"
Walpurgisnacht when you finally see her:
July 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
half a dozen episodes of Madoka Magica:
"Walpurgisnacht is evil"
"it's going to kill 10,000 people"
"only Madoka can stop it"
Walpurgisnacht when you finally see her:
"Walpurgisnacht is evil"
"it's going to kill 10,000 people"
"only Madoka can stop it"
Walpurgisnacht when you finally see her:
do we have a psychic link or something
July 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
do we have a psychic link or something
I'm so tired of Token Control
Beans for white people
Beans for white people
July 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm so tired of Token Control
Beans for white people
Beans for white people
only a few minutes left everyone, get on your game faces
June 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
only a few minutes left everyone, get on your game faces
promos and (more importantly) signatures from SCG Con Hartford! artist proofs up top, Magic cards below
I have a lot of thoughts on most of these, maybe I'll detail them tomorrow during work
I have a lot of thoughts on most of these, maybe I'll detail them tomorrow during work
May 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
promos and (more importantly) signatures from SCG Con Hartford! artist proofs up top, Magic cards below
I have a lot of thoughts on most of these, maybe I'll detail them tomorrow during work
I have a lot of thoughts on most of these, maybe I'll detail them tomorrow during work
what the hell? is this even allowed?
May 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
what the hell? is this even allowed?
you ever finish the #MTGTDM draft and realize you forgot to draft payoffs/uncommons/good cards
next time try taking those P1 Lie in Waits and Gurmag Nightwatches so you can use the P3 Fangkeeper's Familiar
but still leave early so you can take this fat dragon on a whim and find out it's $40
next time try taking those P1 Lie in Waits and Gurmag Nightwatches so you can use the P3 Fangkeeper's Familiar
but still leave early so you can take this fat dragon on a whim and find out it's $40
April 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
you ever finish the #MTGTDM draft and realize you forgot to draft payoffs/uncommons/good cards
next time try taking those P1 Lie in Waits and Gurmag Nightwatches so you can use the P3 Fangkeeper's Familiar
but still leave early so you can take this fat dragon on a whim and find out it's $40
next time try taking those P1 Lie in Waits and Gurmag Nightwatches so you can use the P3 Fangkeeper's Familiar
but still leave early so you can take this fat dragon on a whim and find out it's $40
AND his main character was a fujoshi (!)
April 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
AND his main character was a fujoshi (!)
#MTGTDM they call me Jeskai the Way I forfeit material gain (playing a good clan*) to pursue enlightenment (go 0-1-2 trying to Flurry)
* P1P2 was Awaken the Honored Dead 🫠
* P1P2 was Awaken the Honored Dead 🫠
April 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
#MTGTDM they call me Jeskai the Way I forfeit material gain (playing a good clan*) to pursue enlightenment (go 0-1-2 trying to Flurry)
* P1P2 was Awaken the Honored Dead 🫠
* P1P2 was Awaken the Honored Dead 🫠
I can't stop thinking about this part #Hadestown
April 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I can't stop thinking about this part #Hadestown
> get Mardu #MTGTDM prerelease kit
> look inside
> Jeskai rares
1-2 after going WLW then getting 2-0-ed twice by Sinkhole Surveyor. fuck Sinkhole Surveyor btw
> look inside
> Jeskai rares
1-2 after going WLW then getting 2-0-ed twice by Sinkhole Surveyor. fuck Sinkhole Surveyor btw
April 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
> get Mardu #MTGTDM prerelease kit
> look inside
> Jeskai rares
1-2 after going WLW then getting 2-0-ed twice by Sinkhole Surveyor. fuck Sinkhole Surveyor btw
> look inside
> Jeskai rares
1-2 after going WLW then getting 2-0-ed twice by Sinkhole Surveyor. fuck Sinkhole Surveyor btw
