Absconding Lavender
@ripley-lv426.bsky.social
Canes & CBJ 🏒🥅⛸️
Carolina Hurricanes EBUG
📚 books
🤘 Metal
🏳️🌈 Queer
💙💚 Destiel forever || https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ripley_LV426/works
Avid hiker, workout junkie, escaper, nature lover
AKA Emily
Carolina Hurricanes EBUG
📚 books
🤘 Metal
🏳️🌈 Queer
💙💚 Destiel forever || https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ripley_LV426/works
Avid hiker, workout junkie, escaper, nature lover
AKA Emily
**sigh**
Sometimes I really enjoy technology - like the fact that I can buy a concert ticket for a little venue in Greenville in two clicks.
Then there's portal.
Sometimes I really enjoy technology - like the fact that I can buy a concert ticket for a little venue in Greenville in two clicks.
Then there's portal.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
**sigh**
Sometimes I really enjoy technology - like the fact that I can buy a concert ticket for a little venue in Greenville in two clicks.
Then there's portal.
Sometimes I really enjoy technology - like the fact that I can buy a concert ticket for a little venue in Greenville in two clicks.
Then there's portal.
Don't get me started.
I'm about to go full arson. Not half arson, not a quarter arson, not even three-quarters arson --
FULL FUCKING ARSON.
Portal is literally the only proof I have that the devil is real.
I'm about to go full arson. Not half arson, not a quarter arson, not even three-quarters arson --
FULL FUCKING ARSON.
Portal is literally the only proof I have that the devil is real.
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Don't get me started.
I'm about to go full arson. Not half arson, not a quarter arson, not even three-quarters arson --
FULL FUCKING ARSON.
Portal is literally the only proof I have that the devil is real.
I'm about to go full arson. Not half arson, not a quarter arson, not even three-quarters arson --
FULL FUCKING ARSON.
Portal is literally the only proof I have that the devil is real.
I'm going to California in January because I found a cheap flight -- 88% change I now wear my pajamas because of this.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm going to California in January because I found a cheap flight -- 88% change I now wear my pajamas because of this.
I've been in this fandom for six years? Seven? I don't know.
I remember the first time I saw this - I had to be scooped off the floor with a shovel.
I remember the first time I saw this - I had to be scooped off the floor with a shovel.
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I've been in this fandom for six years? Seven? I don't know.
I remember the first time I saw this - I had to be scooped off the floor with a shovel.
I remember the first time I saw this - I had to be scooped off the floor with a shovel.
Yeah... I think I need this...
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yeah... I think I need this...
I know a good criminal defense attorney out there.
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I know a good criminal defense attorney out there.
Here's the level of chaos I want Raleigh to cause: something on par with giving Kochetkov a case of Red Bull and 48 goalie sticks.
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Here's the level of chaos I want Raleigh to cause: something on par with giving Kochetkov a case of Red Bull and 48 goalie sticks.
Ma'am I will hip check you into wearing the floofiest damn socks I can find. Please know that threats about floof aren't idle.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Ma'am I will hip check you into wearing the floofiest damn socks I can find. Please know that threats about floof aren't idle.
See... you're that kind of person I'd tackle with a quilt and wool socks.
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
See... you're that kind of person I'd tackle with a quilt and wool socks.
Of the highest level.
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Of the highest level.
In the first ~5 minutes……. 😮
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
In the first ~5 minutes……. 😮
I mean... have you tried disputing the charge?
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I mean... have you tried disputing the charge?
That sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Freddie starts to beat ass and then there’s Stormy. Just watching. And I’m cackling.
Freddie starts to beat ass and then there’s Stormy. Just watching. And I’m cackling.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Freddie starts to beat ass and then there’s Stormy. Just watching. And I’m cackling.
Freddie starts to beat ass and then there’s Stormy. Just watching. And I’m cackling.
Oh sure I suppose you could invest….
Or take a year off to travel the globe. Why? Because life is short and nobody knows when their number is up. Pack a bag and get a passport. Make some memories.
Or take a year off to travel the globe. Why? Because life is short and nobody knows when their number is up. Pack a bag and get a passport. Make some memories.
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Oh sure I suppose you could invest….
Or take a year off to travel the globe. Why? Because life is short and nobody knows when their number is up. Pack a bag and get a passport. Make some memories.
Or take a year off to travel the globe. Why? Because life is short and nobody knows when their number is up. Pack a bag and get a passport. Make some memories.
This is MEGA rad! Congrats 🎉
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is MEGA rad! Congrats 🎉
…..
Despite this egregious statement I’m still rather fond of you.
Despite this egregious statement I’m still rather fond of you.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
…..
Despite this egregious statement I’m still rather fond of you.
Despite this egregious statement I’m still rather fond of you.
Yeah it felt like 7* when I woke up. I’m off today for Veterans Day so I’m not leaving my electric blanket.
If it’s not enough I’ll just let the heat from the Canes to keep me warm.
If it’s not enough I’ll just let the heat from the Canes to keep me warm.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Yeah it felt like 7* when I woke up. I’m off today for Veterans Day so I’m not leaving my electric blanket.
If it’s not enough I’ll just let the heat from the Canes to keep me warm.
If it’s not enough I’ll just let the heat from the Canes to keep me warm.
When was the last time someone cursed your name out loud? Can't remember? Well, it was me - at my desk - just now.
There's an Out TV app? Or an Out TV channel? That show looks stupid and fun and silly and amazing...
I can just... browse...
There's an Out TV app? Or an Out TV channel? That show looks stupid and fun and silly and amazing...
I can just... browse...
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When was the last time someone cursed your name out loud? Can't remember? Well, it was me - at my desk - just now.
There's an Out TV app? Or an Out TV channel? That show looks stupid and fun and silly and amazing...
I can just... browse...
There's an Out TV app? Or an Out TV channel? That show looks stupid and fun and silly and amazing...
I can just... browse...
OOOOOOOHHHH. Got it. Thanks for putting up with me living under a rock and knowing nothing about pop culture.
Also, I'm a bit disappointed it's not a show about an actual werewolf mafia.
Also, I'm a bit disappointed it's not a show about an actual werewolf mafia.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
OOOOOOOHHHH. Got it. Thanks for putting up with me living under a rock and knowing nothing about pop culture.
Also, I'm a bit disappointed it's not a show about an actual werewolf mafia.
Also, I'm a bit disappointed it's not a show about an actual werewolf mafia.
I'm sorry, did you just say there's a TV show on about a werewolf mafia?
Maybe I should look into this.
Maybe I should look into this.
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm sorry, did you just say there's a TV show on about a werewolf mafia?
Maybe I should look into this.
Maybe I should look into this.
I have no idea what this show is about, so based on what people look like, I'm going to guess:
One of them is the "murderer" -- and somebody gets killed off each week -- but if you can figure out who the murderer is before they kill you, then you win a Spiegel catalog and a box of rice-a-roni.
One of them is the "murderer" -- and somebody gets killed off each week -- but if you can figure out who the murderer is before they kill you, then you win a Spiegel catalog and a box of rice-a-roni.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have no idea what this show is about, so based on what people look like, I'm going to guess:
One of them is the "murderer" -- and somebody gets killed off each week -- but if you can figure out who the murderer is before they kill you, then you win a Spiegel catalog and a box of rice-a-roni.
One of them is the "murderer" -- and somebody gets killed off each week -- but if you can figure out who the murderer is before they kill you, then you win a Spiegel catalog and a box of rice-a-roni.
Even though you seem to enjoy temperatures that make your face hurt, I still adore you.
**takes heated blanket**
**takes heated blanket**
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Even though you seem to enjoy temperatures that make your face hurt, I still adore you.
**takes heated blanket**
**takes heated blanket**
Hell yes it is! I'll cram myself into any Jacket picture possible!
Stay warm up there! It feels like 17° here. /grumbles
On the bright side the space heater under my desk at work is set to nuclear meltdown.
Stay warm up there! It feels like 17° here. /grumbles
On the bright side the space heater under my desk at work is set to nuclear meltdown.
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hell yes it is! I'll cram myself into any Jacket picture possible!
Stay warm up there! It feels like 17° here. /grumbles
On the bright side the space heater under my desk at work is set to nuclear meltdown.
Stay warm up there! It feels like 17° here. /grumbles
On the bright side the space heater under my desk at work is set to nuclear meltdown.