Obsessed, post any pictures you want btw I love you so much- thanks for being my murder husband 🖤

Because I was embarrassed and he was boring and after our second date we never spoke again

This poor man didn’t have a choice lmao

I’m going to get us cancelled 🙈

I think people would be genuinely surprised by my answer to this (unless they have heard my tirade about one of these films already)

The runner ups are all men covered in blood and idk what that says about me

I’m crashing out

I tell someone their book automatically renewed for another 2 weeks and they stare at me and ask when it’s due.

Had a woman get mad at me because I told her she needed a Gmail account to log into Gmail :-) she was using a yahoo email