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Riot Leviathan
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Trevor
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Filmmaking. Dogs. Tabletop gaming. Punk rock. Running. Cats. Adventure.
"a rare appearance" do you mean the archive footage? or did he actually film something for this? did i miss his rare appearance while i sneezed??
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
all of these actors are using their real names. i think we're meant to believe this party really took place, exactly as presented. and then there's this little touch.
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
oh no. oh no oh no oh no.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
he spends a minute dunking on other religions, this time calling out Pagans specifically, and then, WHOA, SIR, SAYS THIS ABOUT THE MISSIONARIES.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Han's blaster???
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"How do we film King Nebuchadnezzar having a dream?" "oh, lay him out real sexy-like on top of the blankets, fully clothed. shoot through sone candles with soft focus and a bit of Vaseline on the lens. very erotic." "sir this is about the 2nd coming." "oh SOMEone's cumming twice tonight alright."
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
YOUR rituals are strange and meaningless, you fucking bigot. Shut up, Estus.
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
o rly
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
how did you fuck up your lighting so bad that Vern's eyes look like that? IS THIS WHY RIGHT WINGERS BELIEVE IN LIZARD PEOPLE??
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
you remember in the South Park movie when DVDA sang, "HELL ISN'T GOOD"? that feels less and less like a parody and more like an homage.
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i do appreciate how consistent Ron Ormond's vision of Hell is between these films. Not sure what the dude on the right's deal is, but he looks awesome. I'd wear that to a punk show.
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i mean. the makeup they put on the Witch of Endor does look like a Star Wars alien.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
speaking of Star Wars, wait what?

i mean i know i know Star Wars better than i know the Bible, but i feel like i know enough about both that i should've put this together sooner. i have no memory of Endor from Catechism. i would've made so many Ewok jokes they'd've banned me from communion.
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
there's something kind of beautiful about getting jerry falwell in your movie, and then doing this piss-poor framing job on him.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
today i chose to go see a good movie for a change
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
YALL.

THIS IS SATAN.

THIS IS WHAT THEY MADE SATAN LOOK LIKE.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
(4/4) Behold! A locust!
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"Take a look at this chart. My aim is to try to help you think of the length of time in Hell."

THIS LADY'S FACE AH HAHAHAHA

THE CHART OMFG
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
okay this is objectively hilarious
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
everybody comfortable, then?
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
alright
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
also. lotta gore for a religious film shown in churches, right?
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"We puncture your ears so you can ot hear the word of God!"

i can't believe people really believe this shit.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
opening shot. are they riding their horses...next to...the road?
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
here's the IMDB blurb. i feel like there was a Showgirls meets Shape Of Water story in there, the execution was just cheap and shoddy. the first 85min should've been 15 and the last 10min should've been 80. still, it's the best one so far and the only one i'd consider showing other people. 4/10.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM