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I’ve written some fan-fic about a bald, cartoon elf named Solas Dragon Age.
🐺 🥚 🔞
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/RiotHag/works
Tumblr: https://theriothag.tumblr.com/
PFP & banner by: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4p5lzjqfretq5cmopkxd37df
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Thanks for breaking my heart and my brain in the best way possible, #DragonAgeInquisition!
Help! I’ve only ever made Lavellans (even though at least 2 of then romanced people other than Solas…maybe🤥).
Screenshot of six Lavellans from Dragon Age Inquisition. The top left is blonde with green eyes and a Ghilanain vallaslin. Below her is a red head with brown eyes, and a Mythal vallaslin. Below her is a white haired beauty with violet eyes. Top right is a strawberry/ gingery blonde with green eyes and a Mythal vallaslin, below her is a raven haired beauty with a Mythal vallaslin, and finally, my favorite, the most gorgeous, cranberry red head with a vallaslin dedicated to June. She has a darker skin tone to the rest.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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This quiz made me make some truly diabolical choices.
Rank Character Solas 2 Dorian Cullen 4 Morrigan 5 Leliana 6 Alistair 7 Merrill 8 Emmrich 9 The Iron Bull 10 Cole
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Me with Solas Dragon Age.
Screenshots from the John Waters’ film, Serial Mom. There is a large TV with a woman in a teal turtleneck being interviewed by another woman. This is their exchange: But your boyfriend was convicted of killing 12 people. I don't judge him.
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Fan art has taught me that this, my beloved bald, serves cuckoo in every style, era, and genre in existence.
Screenshot of Solas looking bald and hot in Veilguard. Solas looking bald and hot in Inquisition.
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Screenshot of Solas looking like the hottest bald dumbass you've ever seen in your life.
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Happy anniversary to my first Rook, who was very hot!
*Bonus Solas doing hot girl shit. I just think his magic is pretty!
#DragonAgeVeilguard #Veilguard #SolasDragonAge
#Rook
Screenshot of my Rook. ashes an elf with pretty freckles, pink hair with long braids down the side, and a milk made crown. she has dark red lips and is super hot! Screenshot of my Rook. ashes an elf with pretty freckles, pink hair with long braids down the side, and a milk made crown. she has dark red lips and is super hot! Screenshot of my Rook. ashes an elf with pretty freckles, pink hair with long braids down the side, and a milk made crown. she has dark red lips and is super hot! She’s doing hot girl spellblade magic! Screenshot of Solas being hot doing his pretty ice magic.
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Happy Halloween!
Greetings, boils, ghouls, & fiends!
Lock your doors and enjoy The Revolution of Hearts - HALLOWEEN EPISODE!
archiveofourown.org/works/73469416
NSFW
Silly goose 🚨
#SolasDragonAge #Solavellan #ModernAU a
A cartoony drawing of a wolf's hand holding a bottle of Nail Polish that says, "Full Moon" on it. The nails are long and yellow and rimmed with blood.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Chapter 9, of The Revolution of Hearts is up!
Just Like Honey
Ultra Fluff 🚨
A little NSFW 🫦
Art by Christina Bindon🖤
archiveofourown.org/works/659271...
#solas #solavellan #SolasDragonAge #ModernAu #DragonAge
Sexy Solas sifting through records and Sexy Elle (Lavellan) being sexy, sitting on a table cross-legged, looking you directly in the eye! Art by Christina Bindon!
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I mean…
Solas looking sad, pathetic and hot. He is a bald elf, with thick, pillowy lips, a big, beautiful nose, a magnificent, sharp jaw and a dimple in his chin. He’s bloody and crying.
September 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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When the Pawn... (a spiritual and literal sequel to Wicked Game) is up now.
🫧Cullen finds himself entangled with the Inquisitor and Solas in a way he never expected.
archiveofourown.org/works/69765221

#solas #SolasDragonAge #Solavellan #CullenRutherford #SolaCullevellan
Black & White image of Solas Dragon Age looking over at Lavellan. A tiny Cullen Rutherford (and Scout Jim) appears between them.
August 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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No cheating, post the last pic of your pet (most recent)

Saying hi to her favorite neighbor.
A large, orange husky mix dog booping the snoot of a tiny little gremlin dog through a fence
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Serving power couple cunt on this #SolavellanSunday.
Screenshot of Solas Dragon Age and Lavellan looking hot and mean. *a bald hot elf man and a white haired, hot elf woman mean mugging someone who deserves is.
August 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Chapter 6 of The Revolution of Hearts is up!
🖤smut🚨
🖤Artwork inspired by Ch. 5 by: Lucy✨*link in replies
archiveofourown.org/works/659271...

#solas #SolasDragonAge #Solavellan #ModernAu
Artwork by Lucy Yin of Solas Dragon Age form Ch. 5 of TROH with one hand behind his head, flexing his bicep and the other pulling up his Nugs not Drugs shirt to show his INSANE abs and adonis belt. Chapter 6: Wolf in the Breast The Revolution of Hearts RiotHag Summary: A modern-ish Indie/punk Fairytale AU in Thedas. *Set in the equivalent of the late 90's/ early 2000s Val Royeaux *Indie-punk Solas x riot grrrl Lavellan *Secret identities *Mysterious Venatori plots *Work romance *Mix tapes *A (not really) love triangle *Orlais On Line (OOL) Internet chats *Concerts, friendships, and more
August 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Solas Dragon Age looking at the camera crying, pathetic, broken, bleeding, hotter, and balder than anyone has ever been.
July 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Please enjoy - "Nugs Not Drugs" punk!Solas by the brilliantly talented, Lucy ✨!!!! (shared with permission)

Inspired by The Revolution of Hearts Chapter 5. 🖤

www.instagram.com/lucy__yin/
An incredible drawing of Solas Dragon Age from the AO3 fanfic, The Revolution of Hearts, being HOT as hell, pulling up his "Nugs Not Drugs" t-shirt to reveal his magnificent abs and v-lne. He's also wearing sweatpants and had a delicious bicep. HELP.
July 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Don’t look at my dead grass. I live in a desert. 🖤
Look at Zelda instead.🖤
A large orange dog who is part husky, part german Shepard, with big brown eyes looks at the camera. Her snout is very cute and long.
July 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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this is gorgeous!!! Why is this me, though?
Art of a woman with bangs getting her face smooshed.
July 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Ya’ know what. I’d <Air horn> all of these mfrs. So, hell yeah.
Also, Solas AND Cullen showing up here really explains a lot. 🖤
Solas from Dragon Age looking hot as fuck. Josephine from Dragon Age looking hot as fuck Cullen from Dragon Age looking hot as fuck.
July 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
riothag.bsky.social
Chapter 5 of The Revolution of Hearts is up!
Friends of the Heroes
What happened to Elle? Will Solas and Cass find her in time? You've gotta read a bunch of words in Chapter 5 to find out.
archiveofourown.org/works/659271...
A drawing of a cassette tape that says, Side A: Unitil the Razor Cuts 90 minute tape. There is cover art. A collage of a hand holding a razor, cutting a realistic/ black & white heart over flames and fire. Side A: Babe, you turn me on - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds Tender - Blur Shady Lane - Pavement Cast a Shadow - Beat Happening A Girl Like you - The mummies Cactus - Pixies Honeycomb - Helium Babies - Pulp I wanna be your boyfriend - The Ramones The Perfect Girl - The Cure Must I Paint You a Picture - Billy Bragg Save me - Aimee Mann Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood - Nina Simone Side B: Crimson & Clover - Tommy James & the Shondells All My Feelings Denied - Thee Headcoats Be My Wife - David Bowie Love You More - The Buzzcocks Feeling Called Love - Wire Say Yes - Elliott Smith Dreaming of Me - Depeche Mode Plans I Make - Husker Dű Then She Appeared - XTC Be Good To Me - ESG She’s a Girl - The Amps I Could Stay Here Forever - Frank Black Love You Till the End - The Pogues
July 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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The Revolution of Hearts of Ao3. 🖤 archiveofourown.org/works/659271...
The Revolution of Hearts RiotHag Summary: A modern-ish Indie/punk Fairytale AU in Thedas. *Set in the equivalent of the late 90's/ early 2000s Val Royeaux *Indie-punk Solas x riot grrrl Lavellan *Secret identities *Mysterious Venatori plots *Work romance *Mix tapes *A (not really) love triangle *Orlais On Line (OOL) Internet chats *Concerts, friendships, and more
July 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Look at this INCREDIBLE artwork Lucy created of my Revolution of Hearts babies! It’s like she snatched Elle right out of my mind! LOOK AT THEM! I’ll honestly never get over it. They’re so perfect! They’re so hot!🥵 🖤

www.instagram.com/lucy__yin?ig...
Unbelievably amazing artwork created by Lucy of Solas and Elle from The Revolution of Hearts. Solas is a bald and gorgeous elf with the strong, gorgeous nose and beautiful freckles sprinkled across his face. He wears a white tank top and his arms are wrapped around Elle- another elf with cranberry red hair in pigtails. She has olive skin and wears the vallaslin of June. She has red, plush lips and a small gap between her two front teeth. Her hands are clutching Solas’ forearms! It’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.
July 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Chapter 4 of The Revolution of Hearts is up and cooking!

archiveofourown.org/works/659271...

#Solavellan #SolasDragonAge #fanfic
The Revolution of Hearts RiotHag Summary: A modern-ish Indie/punk Fairytale AU in Thedas. *Set in the equivalent of the late 90's/ early 2000s Val Royeaux *Indie-punk Solas x riot grrrl Lavellan *Secret identities *Mysterious Venatori plots *Work romance *Mix tapes *A (not really) love triangle *Orlais On Line (OOL) Internet chats *Concerts, friendships, and more
July 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!
It’s going to hurt and they will be hearing from my lawyer, but also… give me more!!!!!
Keanu Reeves smoking and looking super satisfied.
June 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I’m feeling pretty proud of that word count. I posted Ch.1 of my first fic in March after an almost 20 year break from writing creatively. 🖤
User Subscriptions: 4 Kudos: 132 Comment Threads: 35 Bookmarks: 31 Subscriptions: 34 Word Count: 40,783 Hits: 1,763
June 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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My babies… minus one I haven’t made in Veilguard yet.
screenshot of all of my inquisitors from dai and veilgaurd.
June 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM