Melissa
@riotcupcake.bsky.social
Proving it’s not a network issue since 2003.
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Melissa
@riotcupcake.bsky.social
· Nov 27
I'm just an engineer, with a pcap, telling you it's not the network.
Appreciate the in-depth RCA from the CEO: blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-...
Cloudflare outage on November 18, 2025
Cloudflare suffered a service outage on November 18, 2025. The outage was triggered by a bug in generation logic for a Bot Management feature file causing many Cloudflare services to be affected.
blog.cloudflare.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Appreciate the in-depth RCA from the CEO: blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-...
New Will & Testament format: My mother texting my siblings/me what she’s leaving each of us.
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
New Will & Testament format: My mother texting my siblings/me what she’s leaving each of us.
Sigh of relief after this school board election.
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sigh of relief after this school board election.
Oh, I forgot how rough the day after overnight upgrades are.
Only 3 more maintenance windows to go.
Only 3 more maintenance windows to go.
October 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Oh, I forgot how rough the day after overnight upgrades are.
Only 3 more maintenance windows to go.
Only 3 more maintenance windows to go.
10/10 recommend BJJ.
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
10/10 recommend BJJ.
Unbelievable how utterly exhausted I am after working one day in the office.
September 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Unbelievable how utterly exhausted I am after working one day in the office.
To my manicurist who listened to me explain my job- I’m sorry.
September 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
To my manicurist who listened to me explain my job- I’m sorry.
Celebrated 5 years married, yesterday. Spent the day being terrible at golf & ended the evening at our local barcade. ❤️
July 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Celebrated 5 years married, yesterday. Spent the day being terrible at golf & ended the evening at our local barcade. ❤️
Yes, I’ll report this email as phishing—but not before I take a screenshot of how dumb it is.
June 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Yes, I’ll report this email as phishing—but not before I take a screenshot of how dumb it is.
He’s my favorite human.
May 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
He’s my favorite human.
Heading to Boston for AnsibleFest next week. What fun things should we try and check out?
May 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Heading to Boston for AnsibleFest next week. What fun things should we try and check out?
Hardware sizing & afternoon meetings outside on the patio.
April 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hardware sizing & afternoon meetings outside on the patio.
New 1 RM Deadlift at 285#!!!
March 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
New 1 RM Deadlift at 285#!!!
It should be illegal to cold call someone on Teams.
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It should be illegal to cold call someone on Teams.
Oh hey, I lifted 160# overhead today. 🤗
March 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh hey, I lifted 160# overhead today. 🤗
Spent the afternoon at the art museum, attending a presentation on DNS Security. What a wild life I live.
March 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Spent the afternoon at the art museum, attending a presentation on DNS Security. What a wild life I live.
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens are the Ross & Rachel of the WWE. #aretheyonoroffagain #eliminationchamber
March 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens are the Ross & Rachel of the WWE. #aretheyonoroffagain #eliminationchamber
Day 2 of #F5AppWorld. Kicked off with an exciting Keynote.
February 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Day 2 of #F5AppWorld. Kicked off with an exciting Keynote.
The downside to working from home for the past 5 years is that I have no idea what to pack to wear for a tech conference in Vegas.
February 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The downside to working from home for the past 5 years is that I have no idea what to pack to wear for a tech conference in Vegas.
Husband surprised me with a steam deck. 🥹
February 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Husband surprised me with a steam deck. 🥹
Went on a day date to the Picasso exhibit and even he is done with this bullshit.
February 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Went on a day date to the Picasso exhibit and even he is done with this bullshit.