There is occasionally some discussion online as to whether Bingo was the name of the farmer or the dog

However, I’m going to set the whole farmer/dog debate aside, in favour of a tangent I just thought up. 1/2

I’m just going to come right out and say it: vegans who don’t eat honey on moral grounds are weird. It’s a weird thing to do. The bees are basically unionized. They can leave whenever they want if they don’t like the conditions.