if you’re pure of heart you can be a little bit late to work to get aroma joes

sometimes you live with a man who uses all of your qtips and you just have to keep it pushing

no and like i’m not the perfect example of someone ready to handle the kinda party required to go in fully inspired but

eat zucchini. eat zu chinni.

i’m mr sterling everything. i’m his best friend. his confidant. his silly rabbit.

finally some fucking pho