One Paunch Man
@rinsingthemuskoff.bsky.social
Formerly “🇨🇦I think, therefore I declassify🇨🇦” on Twitter(x). Once considered the world’s most prominent has-been, spreading mirth now up to 300 characters at a time. I’m just gonna Bluesky this.
When the reference lands.
October 10, 2025 at 7:06 AM
When the reference lands.
While the organizers were bringing Ozzy and Sharon in from their limo ride and arranging photos with the interviewer and myself, the first thing Ozzy said was, “I have to pee!”. He ran off to take care of #1, and then returned for the event. This photo has hit my FB feed a few times over the years.
July 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
While the organizers were bringing Ozzy and Sharon in from their limo ride and arranging photos with the interviewer and myself, the first thing Ozzy said was, “I have to pee!”. He ran off to take care of #1, and then returned for the event. This photo has hit my FB feed a few times over the years.
I *knew* it was a bad idea to let our cat Dusky Dinkleman watch the end of “Blair Witch” with us…
July 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I *knew* it was a bad idea to let our cat Dusky Dinkleman watch the end of “Blair Witch” with us…
“Don’t tell my mom!”
June 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
“Don’t tell my mom!”
Since #pierrepoilievre lost his seat in #Carleton last night, I imagine he’ll need to run elsewhere in the country so he’s not kicked out of Parliament.
I was thinking where he could call a by-election. He’d need a PC stronghold. Newfoundland fits the bill. I’ve figured out the perfect riding:
I was thinking where he could call a by-election. He’d need a PC stronghold. Newfoundland fits the bill. I’ve figured out the perfect riding:
April 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Since #pierrepoilievre lost his seat in #Carleton last night, I imagine he’ll need to run elsewhere in the country so he’s not kicked out of Parliament.
I was thinking where he could call a by-election. He’d need a PC stronghold. Newfoundland fits the bill. I’ve figured out the perfect riding:
I was thinking where he could call a by-election. He’d need a PC stronghold. Newfoundland fits the bill. I’ve figured out the perfect riding:
Cons are popular in Newfoundland, so it’s only fitting he runs in a by-election here:
April 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Cons are popular in Newfoundland, so it’s only fitting he runs in a by-election here:
The original “Truth” in question.
March 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The original “Truth” in question.
A response from John Swartz to the Trump “Truth”:
March 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A response from John Swartz to the Trump “Truth”:
If you play Letterboxed on the NYT site, here’s today’s best solution and I think either my best-ever result, or tied for it. Don’t scroll down until you’ve finished it yourself!
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March 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you play Letterboxed on the NYT site, here’s today’s best solution and I think either my best-ever result, or tied for it. Don’t scroll down until you’ve finished it yourself!
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Two of the #greatestcatphotoever (or photos, rather), of one of the greatest cats ever - Rydell Junior. He was never called that, however; it was always just “RJ”. Love and miss ya, buddy.
February 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Two of the #greatestcatphotoever (or photos, rather), of one of the greatest cats ever - Rydell Junior. He was never called that, however; it was always just “RJ”. Love and miss ya, buddy.
#tsn with another headline blunder (double ‘to’), but regardless, I believe this is the proper edit. #4nationsfaceoff #nhl #cadetbonespurs
February 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
#tsn with another headline blunder (double ‘to’), but regardless, I believe this is the proper edit. #4nationsfaceoff #nhl #cadetbonespurs
He’s the reincarnation of Joseph Goebbels.
February 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
He’s the reincarnation of Joseph Goebbels.
Thanks all! My high on Twitter was under 100. It would have been higher if I didn’t religiously block all the bots. I’m doing so here as well (I think) but genuine people are following me. Such an eye-opener. Cheers!
January 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Thanks all! My high on Twitter was under 100. It would have been higher if I didn’t religiously block all the bots. I’m doing so here as well (I think) but genuine people are following me. Such an eye-opener. Cheers!
In this juxtaposition of articles on my news feed, we can see how the repercussions of said interbreeding, from dozens of millenia ago, continue to affect us to this very day.
December 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
In this juxtaposition of articles on my news feed, we can see how the repercussions of said interbreeding, from dozens of millenia ago, continue to affect us to this very day.
I posted this as a reply to another post yesterday. No peeking, but can you figure out my appropriate alteration, based on recent events?
November 16, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I posted this as a reply to another post yesterday. No peeking, but can you figure out my appropriate alteration, based on recent events?
#saturdaycaturday two of the bestest kitties ever to have graced this planet, Cynder and Spot. I love and miss you both dearly. 🥹
November 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
#saturdaycaturday two of the bestest kitties ever to have graced this planet, Cynder and Spot. I love and miss you both dearly. 🥹
At our local bakery, and noticed these cute Cookie Monster cupcakes. The first four are rather nicely done; however, the last two have definitely seen some s#it.
November 16, 2024 at 9:42 PM
At our local bakery, and noticed these cute Cookie Monster cupcakes. The first four are rather nicely done; however, the last two have definitely seen some s#it.
Our two current cats. Dusky does NOT like any other cats in the house but himself; Artemis grudgingly accepts his daily desire for battle, but not while asleep. This is the only time (aside from feeding) they can be within a foot of each other, where Dusky observes Artie in peace - until she moves.
November 15, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Our two current cats. Dusky does NOT like any other cats in the house but himself; Artemis grudgingly accepts his daily desire for battle, but not while asleep. This is the only time (aside from feeding) they can be within a foot of each other, where Dusky observes Artie in peace - until she moves.
I’m one of these people.
November 14, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I’m one of these people.
Took me all day to decorate, but the tree’s up again. #christmas2024
November 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Took me all day to decorate, but the tree’s up again. #christmas2024