Ran jaw first into the trampoline, I checked him out and It didn't look bad or anything he wasn't bleeding and he was back to normal not even 10 minutes later but I still feel like shit about it

To embarrass my brother in front of his friend so instead I took the youngest one outside, I had done this earlier because he wasn't listening and kept telling me no, and I ran a lap with him around the yard I told him to be careful cause it was dark and I was shining a light for him but he still

YES

FUCK NO

He kept saying "huh" and "speak up" because I don't tend to talk very loud especially in public and shit was fucking me up I was getting comboed, kind of the exact reason I don't go out

For all you know I'm davincii

Like my go to plan for the spider was to shoot it with a BB gun or if it was on the floor drop a table on it

Sometimes I'm like "heh maybe I don't have arachnophobia" and then I actually see a spider and panic cry and throw up

Thank you boss

Looking AT HER BOOBS AND IT WAS MY DOWNFALL

I was up 3 hours later because of it it's evil and fucked up