Riley
rinonbi.bsky.social
Riley
@rinonbi.bsky.social
My gender is a federal offense. 🏴‍☠️
They/Them 🏳️‍⚧️
Support your local library📚
Invertebrate and Elasmobranch Enthusiast. 🪼🦈
Queer “gardener” 🏳️‍🌈🍃
Rage filled raccoon 🦝
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That rocket did a loop around the cosmic block. Katy Perry went to space the same way kids will count layovers as “states I’ve visited”
April 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Why did the Octopus 🐙 change his underwear? 🩲

He left a little Squidmark 🦑
April 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I love my job because I make grown men regret asking me dumb questions.
March 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Shout out to @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social homie forgot my au jus but /legally/ I can’t be mad because there was a free order of Mozz and extra bronco berry sauce 😎👉👉
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I basically can narrow everything I’ve read this last year into 3 categories. Banned. Gay. Unhinged Romance. #booksky
March 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Nothing says I’m in my 30s like taking my Arthritis and anxiety meds with a Monster energy
March 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Hey I need it to be warm again so I can go into the woods and scream
March 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I love you the way Ali Hazelwood loves a man in a Henley #booksky
March 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Me: I’m like Tinkerbell if I don’t get enough attention I’ll die

My partner: If that were true you would have died in childhood #ouch
March 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The only good thing about having my dead name on dash is I know people get excited when they see a feminine name for their grocery order.
March 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This chicken place has me fully Invested in this Arabic soap opera. No idea what they’re saying but I know it’s straight tea
March 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Sorry I snapped, you turned on the blender and my body reacted like it was being hunted for sport
#selfcaresaturday
March 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Look babe I got a new book!
“Is it porn?”
It’s porn. #booksky
March 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Nothing like field trip season at the aquarium to remind you why you take birth control.
February 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I don’t know if I like Farming Simulator 25. It’s giving colonizer vibes. #gamerboi
February 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I cannot begin to describe this book and how much I loved it. A feel good queer romance that reminds us why representation matters.
February 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m like a yassified Jelly Roll
February 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Spending Valentine’s Day the only way we know how.
Proving why we can never live anywhere with only one toilet. #ibs
February 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bruh I did not just struggle through a book, because it was hard to focus, look up book club questions, so I wouldn’t be anxious for a queer neurodivergent book club ONLY TO FORGET TO GO TO THE BOOK CLUB 💀

If that’s not confirmation that I am in fact neurodivergent idk what is.
February 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
When you buy a new plush and you have to love and cuddle them before putting on display so they know they’re loved
February 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Genuine question. Why do iPad screens feel like that?
February 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
February 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Alright y’all gotta stop with the stupid strain names because why did I just buy flower named “dog food”
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The worst thing about this Gulf of Mexico bs is I might have to have a face to face fight with some dork about it.
February 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM