Riley
@rinonbi.bsky.social
My gender is a federal offense. 🏴☠️
They/Them 🏳️⚧️
Support your local library📚
Invertebrate and Elasmobranch Enthusiast. 🪼🦈
Queer “gardener” 🏳️🌈🍃
Rage filled raccoon 🦝
They/Them 🏳️⚧️
Support your local library📚
Invertebrate and Elasmobranch Enthusiast. 🪼🦈
Queer “gardener” 🏳️🌈🍃
Rage filled raccoon 🦝
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That rocket did a loop around the cosmic block. Katy Perry went to space the same way kids will count layovers as “states I’ve visited”
April 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
That rocket did a loop around the cosmic block. Katy Perry went to space the same way kids will count layovers as “states I’ve visited”
Why did the Octopus 🐙 change his underwear? 🩲
He left a little Squidmark 🦑
He left a little Squidmark 🦑
April 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Why did the Octopus 🐙 change his underwear? 🩲
He left a little Squidmark 🦑
He left a little Squidmark 🦑
I love my job because I make grown men regret asking me dumb questions.
March 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I love my job because I make grown men regret asking me dumb questions.
Shout out to @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social homie forgot my au jus but /legally/ I can’t be mad because there was a free order of Mozz and extra bronco berry sauce 😎👉👉
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Shout out to @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social homie forgot my au jus but /legally/ I can’t be mad because there was a free order of Mozz and extra bronco berry sauce 😎👉👉
Nothing says I’m in my 30s like taking my Arthritis and anxiety meds with a Monster energy
March 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Nothing says I’m in my 30s like taking my Arthritis and anxiety meds with a Monster energy
Hey I need it to be warm again so I can go into the woods and scream
March 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hey I need it to be warm again so I can go into the woods and scream
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The only good thing about having my dead name on dash is I know people get excited when they see a feminine name for their grocery order.
March 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The only good thing about having my dead name on dash is I know people get excited when they see a feminine name for their grocery order.
This chicken place has me fully Invested in this Arabic soap opera. No idea what they’re saying but I know it’s straight tea
March 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This chicken place has me fully Invested in this Arabic soap opera. No idea what they’re saying but I know it’s straight tea
Sorry I snapped, you turned on the blender and my body reacted like it was being hunted for sport
#selfcaresaturday
#selfcaresaturday
March 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sorry I snapped, you turned on the blender and my body reacted like it was being hunted for sport
#selfcaresaturday
#selfcaresaturday
March 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Nothing like field trip season at the aquarium to remind you why you take birth control.
February 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nothing like field trip season at the aquarium to remind you why you take birth control.
I cannot begin to describe this book and how much I loved it. A feel good queer romance that reminds us why representation matters.
February 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I cannot begin to describe this book and how much I loved it. A feel good queer romance that reminds us why representation matters.
I’m like a yassified Jelly Roll
February 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’m like a yassified Jelly Roll
Bruh I did not just struggle through a book, because it was hard to focus, look up book club questions, so I wouldn’t be anxious for a queer neurodivergent book club ONLY TO FORGET TO GO TO THE BOOK CLUB 💀
If that’s not confirmation that I am in fact neurodivergent idk what is.
If that’s not confirmation that I am in fact neurodivergent idk what is.
February 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bruh I did not just struggle through a book, because it was hard to focus, look up book club questions, so I wouldn’t be anxious for a queer neurodivergent book club ONLY TO FORGET TO GO TO THE BOOK CLUB 💀
If that’s not confirmation that I am in fact neurodivergent idk what is.
If that’s not confirmation that I am in fact neurodivergent idk what is.
When you buy a new plush and you have to love and cuddle them before putting on display so they know they’re loved
February 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When you buy a new plush and you have to love and cuddle them before putting on display so they know they’re loved
Genuine question. Why do iPad screens feel like that?
February 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Genuine question. Why do iPad screens feel like that?
February 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Alright y’all gotta stop with the stupid strain names because why did I just buy flower named “dog food”
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Alright y’all gotta stop with the stupid strain names because why did I just buy flower named “dog food”
The worst thing about this Gulf of Mexico bs is I might have to have a face to face fight with some dork about it.
February 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The worst thing about this Gulf of Mexico bs is I might have to have a face to face fight with some dork about it.