Rinna's Wig
@rinnas-wig.bsky.social
I'm just her hair, kids--I'm not her. She's off being weird or something. Spread the word--I love groups...
@therickwilson.bsky.social Just listened to your Elephant In The Room episode about "TACO". Suggestion for you--study up on Behavioral Variant Frontal Temporal Dementia. His statements & behavior line up with the symptoms. Not saying he as it, but, something to think about...
July 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@therickwilson.bsky.social Just listened to your Elephant In The Room episode about "TACO". Suggestion for you--study up on Behavioral Variant Frontal Temporal Dementia. His statements & behavior line up with the symptoms. Not saying he as it, but, something to think about...
Question, kids--Am I the only one who thinks Jeff Bezos has a taste for trashy girlfriends? Regardless of your politics, am I wrong to think that dressing like a Penthouse Pet to an inauguration is mondo tacky? La Perla bustiers are not meant as outwear, baby girl. 🙄 #tacky #bezos #bustier
February 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hi kids, I'm back. Just wondering--does Noah Wyle know that every year he ages, he becomes that much more of a scorching Piece Of Ass? 🤔
January 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hi kids, I'm back. Just wondering--does Noah Wyle know that every year he ages, he becomes that much more of a scorching Piece Of Ass? 🤔
Interesting Fun Fact, Kids--As a part of her 1993 divorce, Jennifer T got 30% of her then husband's payout from Fox TV for his creator role of The Simpsons. He got between 25-30 million a year, and had 100 million dollars when died. Over 31 years, she has gotten between $180-$300 million.
December 5, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Interesting Fun Fact, Kids--As a part of her 1993 divorce, Jennifer T got 30% of her then husband's payout from Fox TV for his creator role of The Simpsons. He got between 25-30 million a year, and had 100 million dollars when died. Over 31 years, she has gotten between $180-$300 million.
Sutton: Kyle is going through hard time and I need to support her.
Me: Are you drunk?
Sutton: That isn't funny. How dare you, Wig.
Me: Don't forget she's just waiting to stab you in the face, Sutton. She's Lucy with the rose gold football.
#RHOBH #lucywiththefootball #suttonstracke #stab
Me: Are you drunk?
Sutton: That isn't funny. How dare you, Wig.
Me: Don't forget she's just waiting to stab you in the face, Sutton. She's Lucy with the rose gold football.
#RHOBH #lucywiththefootball #suttonstracke #stab
December 5, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Sutton: Kyle is going through hard time and I need to support her.
Me: Are you drunk?
Sutton: That isn't funny. How dare you, Wig.
Me: Don't forget she's just waiting to stab you in the face, Sutton. She's Lucy with the rose gold football.
#RHOBH #lucywiththefootball #suttonstracke #stab
Me: Are you drunk?
Sutton: That isn't funny. How dare you, Wig.
Me: Don't forget she's just waiting to stab you in the face, Sutton. She's Lucy with the rose gold football.
#RHOBH #lucywiththefootball #suttonstracke #stab
Kyle: I hate you. Rot in Hell.
Me: Oh, what's the matter honey? Not liking the villain edit...or not liking the fact that the viewers are supporting the twit over you?
Kyle: Why do you have to be so mean?
Me: I'm going with my strengths.
#RHOBH #kylerichards #twit
Me: Oh, what's the matter honey? Not liking the villain edit...or not liking the fact that the viewers are supporting the twit over you?
Kyle: Why do you have to be so mean?
Me: I'm going with my strengths.
#RHOBH #kylerichards #twit
December 5, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Kyle: I hate you. Rot in Hell.
Me: Oh, what's the matter honey? Not liking the villain edit...or not liking the fact that the viewers are supporting the twit over you?
Kyle: Why do you have to be so mean?
Me: I'm going with my strengths.
#RHOBH #kylerichards #twit
Me: Oh, what's the matter honey? Not liking the villain edit...or not liking the fact that the viewers are supporting the twit over you?
Kyle: Why do you have to be so mean?
Me: I'm going with my strengths.
#RHOBH #kylerichards #twit
Kyle: I heard you said I was a soulless vampire. Why are you so mean?
Me: First off, shouldn't you be off stalking someone? Secondly, you ARE a soulless vampire.
Kyle: Seriously, what have I ever done to *you*?
Me : Introduced yourself.
#RHOBH
Me: First off, shouldn't you be off stalking someone? Secondly, you ARE a soulless vampire.
Kyle: Seriously, what have I ever done to *you*?
Me : Introduced yourself.
#RHOBH
November 21, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Kyle: I heard you said I was a soulless vampire. Why are you so mean?
Me: First off, shouldn't you be off stalking someone? Secondly, you ARE a soulless vampire.
Kyle: Seriously, what have I ever done to *you*?
Me : Introduced yourself.
#RHOBH
Me: First off, shouldn't you be off stalking someone? Secondly, you ARE a soulless vampire.
Kyle: Seriously, what have I ever done to *you*?
Me : Introduced yourself.
#RHOBH
For being a complete twit, Dorit has periodic flashes of brilliance...and going to Kathy's as the technicians attached her face was that. She knew this would rattle Kyle's toys in the attic.
#RHOBH
#RHOBH
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
For being a complete twit, Dorit has periodic flashes of brilliance...and going to Kathy's as the technicians attached her face was that. She knew this would rattle Kyle's toys in the attic.
#RHOBH
#RHOBH
Me: Kill her? Kyle is so lacking in imagination. Killing her would be boring.
Sutton: What are you up to?
Me: Oh, nothing--just setting the table for a 5150 on Kyle.
Sutton: You know you're gonna go to Hell for that.
Me: Great. I can do shots with Jimi Hendrix.
#RHOBH
Sutton: What are you up to?
Me: Oh, nothing--just setting the table for a 5150 on Kyle.
Sutton: You know you're gonna go to Hell for that.
Me: Great. I can do shots with Jimi Hendrix.
#RHOBH
November 21, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Me: Kill her? Kyle is so lacking in imagination. Killing her would be boring.
Sutton: What are you up to?
Me: Oh, nothing--just setting the table for a 5150 on Kyle.
Sutton: You know you're gonna go to Hell for that.
Me: Great. I can do shots with Jimi Hendrix.
#RHOBH
Sutton: What are you up to?
Me: Oh, nothing--just setting the table for a 5150 on Kyle.
Sutton: You know you're gonna go to Hell for that.
Me: Great. I can do shots with Jimi Hendrix.
#RHOBH
Sutton: Since when do you do blow?
Me: Oh, never, actually. I'm totally a weed wig. In fact, I was higher than Sue Mengers when I called the cops on Kyle for having a fire on her lawn.
Sutton: I still can't believe you did that. Kyle is convinced you want to kill her.
#RHOBH
Me: Oh, never, actually. I'm totally a weed wig. In fact, I was higher than Sue Mengers when I called the cops on Kyle for having a fire on her lawn.
Sutton: I still can't believe you did that. Kyle is convinced you want to kill her.
#RHOBH
November 21, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Sutton: Since when do you do blow?
Me: Oh, never, actually. I'm totally a weed wig. In fact, I was higher than Sue Mengers when I called the cops on Kyle for having a fire on her lawn.
Sutton: I still can't believe you did that. Kyle is convinced you want to kill her.
#RHOBH
Me: Oh, never, actually. I'm totally a weed wig. In fact, I was higher than Sue Mengers when I called the cops on Kyle for having a fire on her lawn.
Sutton: I still can't believe you did that. Kyle is convinced you want to kill her.
#RHOBH
Sutton: Did you actually skeet that you would steal my credit cards to buy drugs?
Me: Duh...of course. You have a higher credit limit than Rinna. I would totally use that on hookers & blow.
Sutton: I am putting a padlock on my Birkin bag.
#RHOBH
Me: Duh...of course. You have a higher credit limit than Rinna. I would totally use that on hookers & blow.
Sutton: I am putting a padlock on my Birkin bag.
#RHOBH
November 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Sutton: Did you actually skeet that you would steal my credit cards to buy drugs?
Me: Duh...of course. You have a higher credit limit than Rinna. I would totally use that on hookers & blow.
Sutton: I am putting a padlock on my Birkin bag.
#RHOBH
Me: Duh...of course. You have a higher credit limit than Rinna. I would totally use that on hookers & blow.
Sutton: I am putting a padlock on my Birkin bag.
#RHOBH
Rinna: You are planning something, aren't you?
Me: What makes you say that?
Rinna: When you are speaking to Dorit on the phone, then you are up to something. Should Kyle buy body armor?
Me: Well, that's always a good idea for Kyle--considering how many people hate her.
#RHOBH
Me: What makes you say that?
Rinna: When you are speaking to Dorit on the phone, then you are up to something. Should Kyle buy body armor?
Me: Well, that's always a good idea for Kyle--considering how many people hate her.
#RHOBH
November 21, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Rinna: You are planning something, aren't you?
Me: What makes you say that?
Rinna: When you are speaking to Dorit on the phone, then you are up to something. Should Kyle buy body armor?
Me: Well, that's always a good idea for Kyle--considering how many people hate her.
#RHOBH
Me: What makes you say that?
Rinna: When you are speaking to Dorit on the phone, then you are up to something. Should Kyle buy body armor?
Me: Well, that's always a good idea for Kyle--considering how many people hate her.
#RHOBH
Dorit: Why would I call Lisa Vanderpump? That's a waste of time & she won't take the call.
Me: she would...if the payoff is Kyle Richards being screwed once & for all. Lisa Vanderpump is the Rosetta Stone to all of Kyle's neuroses. I told you about that altar. Call her.
#RHOBH
Me: she would...if the payoff is Kyle Richards being screwed once & for all. Lisa Vanderpump is the Rosetta Stone to all of Kyle's neuroses. I told you about that altar. Call her.
#RHOBH
November 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Dorit: Why would I call Lisa Vanderpump? That's a waste of time & she won't take the call.
Me: she would...if the payoff is Kyle Richards being screwed once & for all. Lisa Vanderpump is the Rosetta Stone to all of Kyle's neuroses. I told you about that altar. Call her.
#RHOBH
Me: she would...if the payoff is Kyle Richards being screwed once & for all. Lisa Vanderpump is the Rosetta Stone to all of Kyle's neuroses. I told you about that altar. Call her.
#RHOBH
Me: I've never liked you, Dorit. You make me gag. That said, you shouldn't have been trashed & canned by Kyle. That was standard sh*tty Kyle behavior. You should make her pay for that.
Dorit: I do that how, Wig?
Me: You work her neuroses, dear. Time to call Vanderpump.
#RHOBH
Dorit: I do that how, Wig?
Me: You work her neuroses, dear. Time to call Vanderpump.
#RHOBH
November 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Me: I've never liked you, Dorit. You make me gag. That said, you shouldn't have been trashed & canned by Kyle. That was standard sh*tty Kyle behavior. You should make her pay for that.
Dorit: I do that how, Wig?
Me: You work her neuroses, dear. Time to call Vanderpump.
#RHOBH
Dorit: I do that how, Wig?
Me: You work her neuroses, dear. Time to call Vanderpump.
#RHOBH
Dorit: So what do you think about the party?
Me: Hated the dress. Beyond that, how hard are you willing to punch?
Dorit: What?
Me: Kyle sh*t on you & gaslit you. You can just let her walk on you or you can adjust her attitude...and I suspect you are the b*tch to do it. Your call.
#RHOBH
Me: Hated the dress. Beyond that, how hard are you willing to punch?
Dorit: What?
Me: Kyle sh*t on you & gaslit you. You can just let her walk on you or you can adjust her attitude...and I suspect you are the b*tch to do it. Your call.
#RHOBH
November 20, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Dorit: So what do you think about the party?
Me: Hated the dress. Beyond that, how hard are you willing to punch?
Dorit: What?
Me: Kyle sh*t on you & gaslit you. You can just let her walk on you or you can adjust her attitude...and I suspect you are the b*tch to do it. Your call.
#RHOBH
Me: Hated the dress. Beyond that, how hard are you willing to punch?
Dorit: What?
Me: Kyle sh*t on you & gaslit you. You can just let her walk on you or you can adjust her attitude...and I suspect you are the b*tch to do it. Your call.
#RHOBH
Kyle Richards: I'm sure you have a b*tchy comment about the premiere. You're that type.
Me: No, not really, Kyle...although it was entertaining to see that vein on your forehead throb when Dorit went into windup. You should have your surgeon remove it. Not attractive, dear.
#RHOBH #kylerichards
Me: No, not really, Kyle...although it was entertaining to see that vein on your forehead throb when Dorit went into windup. You should have your surgeon remove it. Not attractive, dear.
#RHOBH #kylerichards
November 20, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Kyle Richards: I'm sure you have a b*tchy comment about the premiere. You're that type.
Me: No, not really, Kyle...although it was entertaining to see that vein on your forehead throb when Dorit went into windup. You should have your surgeon remove it. Not attractive, dear.
#RHOBH #kylerichards
Me: No, not really, Kyle...although it was entertaining to see that vein on your forehead throb when Dorit went into windup. You should have your surgeon remove it. Not attractive, dear.
#RHOBH #kylerichards
I know this alpaca, and the crap look he has on his face is because he overheard Sutton saying Kyle was coming. He's worked with Kyle previously & did NOT enjoy that gig...plus, she was super cheap.
#RHOBH
#RHOBH
November 20, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I know this alpaca, and the crap look he has on his face is because he overheard Sutton saying Kyle was coming. He's worked with Kyle previously & did NOT enjoy that gig...plus, she was super cheap.
#RHOBH
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Dorit has bought herself another season on RHOBH. Viewers *may* be interested in what a PK-less Dorit is actually like. As for Kyle, I think she's done...good riddance.
#RHOBH #kylerichards #DoritKemsley
#RHOBH #kylerichards #DoritKemsley
November 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Dorit has bought herself another season on RHOBH. Viewers *may* be interested in what a PK-less Dorit is actually like. As for Kyle, I think she's done...good riddance.
#RHOBH #kylerichards #DoritKemsley
#RHOBH #kylerichards #DoritKemsley
Rinna: What the f*ck was *that*?
Me: Apparently, the season premiere.
Rinna: Has Dorit finally lost her mind?
Me: Survey says..."That's a dumb question, Rinna". It seems Dorit is on the Crazyville Express.
#RHOBH
Me: Apparently, the season premiere.
Rinna: Has Dorit finally lost her mind?
Me: Survey says..."That's a dumb question, Rinna". It seems Dorit is on the Crazyville Express.
#RHOBH
November 20, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Rinna: What the f*ck was *that*?
Me: Apparently, the season premiere.
Rinna: Has Dorit finally lost her mind?
Me: Survey says..."That's a dumb question, Rinna". It seems Dorit is on the Crazyville Express.
#RHOBH
Me: Apparently, the season premiere.
Rinna: Has Dorit finally lost her mind?
Me: Survey says..."That's a dumb question, Rinna". It seems Dorit is on the Crazyville Express.
#RHOBH
Vanderpump just sent me a voice message. She was CACKLING at this premiere--yes, Lisa watches. When she says she doesn't she is completely lying. She's been waiting for years for Kyle & Dorit to chop into each other.
#RHOBH #lisavanderpump #suttonstracke #kylerichards #doritkemsley
#RHOBH #lisavanderpump #suttonstracke #kylerichards #doritkemsley
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Vanderpump just sent me a voice message. She was CACKLING at this premiere--yes, Lisa watches. When she says she doesn't she is completely lying. She's been waiting for years for Kyle & Dorit to chop into each other.
#RHOBH #lisavanderpump #suttonstracke #kylerichards #doritkemsley
#RHOBH #lisavanderpump #suttonstracke #kylerichards #doritkemsley
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