Happy Thanksgiving to my Orc brethren who will feast tonight on roasted man-flesh marinated in elvish blood.
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Mortals, why do you think you will find solace in the afterlife when you can not even find it in life? Darkness prevails.
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Mortals, you are confused. Those “northern lights” you see are the fires and fury of Mordor. We have awoken.
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Thank you for worshipping me and my kin on this Dia de los Muertos.
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Wraiths on wings tonight. Together we will make this hallow’s eve a night to be remembered.
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No Kings Day? I am gravely offended. You mortals have no idea how difficult it is to rule over orcs and the undead.

Where are my new wraiths? I thought the world ended today.

Silly mortals. With your games.

Gû kîbum kelkum-ishi, burzum-ishi. Akha gûm-ishi ashi gurum!💀