The Sexual Joker
@ringler.bsky.social
I follow a strict code of sexual bushido. Zinc supplements are the key to opening the chakras and busting fatter loads.
Jacking off rn and only letting my true fans know
February 12, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Jacking off rn and only letting my true fans know
New York… da city of thieves…
October 16, 2023 at 12:33 AM
New York… da city of thieves…
Every dog has its gay
October 12, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Every dog has its gay
Testing my dad at 1 am about where to get good lamb
September 30, 2023 at 8:18 AM
Testing my dad at 1 am about where to get good lamb
I bet the lamb of god is tasty as hell
September 30, 2023 at 8:18 AM
I bet the lamb of god is tasty as hell
New move I’ve been pulling is making cocktails in a workout shaker cup it’s so broken
September 29, 2023 at 2:16 AM
New move I’ve been pulling is making cocktails in a workout shaker cup it’s so broken
New move I’ve been pulling is making cocktails in a workout shaker cup it’s so broken
September 29, 2023 at 2:16 AM
New move I’ve been pulling is making cocktails in a workout shaker cup it’s so broken
I’m really feeling tised up rn cause I’m in by far the smallest bathroom stall I’ve ever been in rn and I feel soooooooo safe
September 27, 2023 at 10:56 PM
I’m really feeling tised up rn cause I’m in by far the smallest bathroom stall I’ve ever been in rn and I feel soooooooo safe
Look at this piece of shit. I’d name him Humphrey and only feed him pepperoni
September 26, 2023 at 8:23 AM
Look at this piece of shit. I’d name him Humphrey and only feed him pepperoni
I swear that my obsession with dog death as a bit is purely an extension of the fascistic reality of our own world. “The state” as a globally balkanized concept universally decided that dogs are an appropriate tool of violence. I might as well be laughing at a cops gun jamming.
September 25, 2023 at 6:44 AM
I swear that my obsession with dog death as a bit is purely an extension of the fascistic reality of our own world. “The state” as a globally balkanized concept universally decided that dogs are an appropriate tool of violence. I might as well be laughing at a cops gun jamming.
Randomly thinking about the Matt reeves Batman joker deleted scene. Nothing but headcannon but I really like the idea of the joker being a slightly-above-nobody that Batman fucked up into mega psychosis. Like he knocked him into the acid bath. Isn’t that the Spielberg origin?
September 25, 2023 at 6:20 AM
Randomly thinking about the Matt reeves Batman joker deleted scene. Nothing but headcannon but I really like the idea of the joker being a slightly-above-nobody that Batman fucked up into mega psychosis. Like he knocked him into the acid bath. Isn’t that the Spielberg origin?
Thinking about making a vid where I go to the rnc and take a bunch of laxatives and see how long it takes for them to kick me out. There HAS to be a “pants shitting” protocol in place no way they kick you out after just once.
September 25, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Thinking about making a vid where I go to the rnc and take a bunch of laxatives and see how long it takes for them to kick me out. There HAS to be a “pants shitting” protocol in place no way they kick you out after just once.
Look I hate to admit how much I’m enjoying one piece but watching the unedited anime is horrendous this shows only good 6 minutes at a time
September 25, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Look I hate to admit how much I’m enjoying one piece but watching the unedited anime is horrendous this shows only good 6 minutes at a time
I walked about 12 miles per day this weekend playing the mh now event and earned enough resources for exactly 1 diablos item. I like it a lot more then Pokémon go. At least the Skinner box here is paid more in calories then money. Whoever decided the drop rates should be sent to The Hague.
September 25, 2023 at 1:09 AM
I walked about 12 miles per day this weekend playing the mh now event and earned enough resources for exactly 1 diablos item. I like it a lot more then Pokémon go. At least the Skinner box here is paid more in calories then money. Whoever decided the drop rates should be sent to The Hague.
Monster hunter now is a truly authentic monster hunter game cause I want to engage in a holy war with whoever designed the loot tables
September 25, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Monster hunter now is a truly authentic monster hunter game cause I want to engage in a holy war with whoever designed the loot tables
Divine willing myself into some pussy
September 24, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Divine willing myself into some pussy
I’m buy proxy commander decks and this shits too cheap I’m about to buy 100 black lotus’s and pass them out to strangers on the street
September 24, 2023 at 1:31 AM
I’m buy proxy commander decks and this shits too cheap I’m about to buy 100 black lotus’s and pass them out to strangers on the street
When’s niantic gonna collab with grindr
September 23, 2023 at 8:50 PM
When’s niantic gonna collab with grindr
HUGE PROGRESS BEING MADE WITH GONE DOG! NOW ITS SHAGGY AND SCOOB!
September 23, 2023 at 8:39 AM
HUGE PROGRESS BEING MADE WITH GONE DOG! NOW ITS SHAGGY AND SCOOB!
I wanna be the most successful white hotep
September 23, 2023 at 6:31 AM
I wanna be the most successful white hotep
Making a cup of decaf cause god gifted me the ability to have an apple fritter and coffee at 11pm without being up all night
September 23, 2023 at 6:15 AM
Making a cup of decaf cause god gifted me the ability to have an apple fritter and coffee at 11pm without being up all night
I’m wearing a ski mask and cooking curry while drinking a red bull vodka in a shaker cup does anyone know if I can be charged for scaring the 80 year old man I love with so bad he des
September 23, 2023 at 1:43 AM
I’m wearing a ski mask and cooking curry while drinking a red bull vodka in a shaker cup does anyone know if I can be charged for scaring the 80 year old man I love with so bad he des
I had a dream mr beast was hosting a “break into a government facility” challenge and Chris Kyle shot me with a ray gun
September 22, 2023 at 11:44 PM
I had a dream mr beast was hosting a “break into a government facility” challenge and Chris Kyle shot me with a ray gun
Got temp banned on twitter for a week so I’ll be grinding this site and working on a parody of gone girl called “gone dog”
September 22, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Got temp banned on twitter for a week so I’ll be grinding this site and working on a parody of gone girl called “gone dog”