ring0fire
@ring0fire.bsky.social
Life-long Pacific Northwest native, outdoor enthusiast and serial entrepreneur.
(maybe we should team up with the pumpkin spice peeps... the enemy of my enemy and all that)
December 31, 2024 at 5:08 PM
(maybe we should team up with the pumpkin spice peeps... the enemy of my enemy and all that)
Let’s hit 'em where it hurts—make them BEG to bring it back full-time. Are you with me? Share this post, tag your eggnog-loving friends, and let’s remind these corporate overlords WHO’S IN CHARGE.
December 31, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Let’s hit 'em where it hurts—make them BEG to bring it back full-time. Are you with me? Share this post, tag your eggnog-loving friends, and let’s remind these corporate overlords WHO’S IN CHARGE.
Big Eggnog decides we don’t deserve happiness outside of their narrow profit margins. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. Boycott? Maybe. But I say we start our own revolution. Homemade eggnog, underground nog rings, whatever it takes.
December 31, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Big Eggnog decides we don’t deserve happiness outside of their narrow profit margins. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. Boycott? Maybe. But I say we start our own revolution. Homemade eggnog, underground nog rings, whatever it takes.
What about us? The REAL ones who crave nog in January. The nog enthusiasts. The warriors of winter. I want eggnog in February. I want it in July. I want to drink my thick, creamy, cinnamon-spiced dreams YEAR-ROUND. But no.
December 31, 2024 at 4:50 PM
What about us? The REAL ones who crave nog in January. The nog enthusiasts. The warriors of winter. I want eggnog in February. I want it in July. I want to drink my thick, creamy, cinnamon-spiced dreams YEAR-ROUND. But no.
These horned monsters sit in their ivory towers, sipping leftover eggnog (that they conveniently still have access to), plotting how to deprive the rest of us while they light their cigars with our dashed hopes.
December 31, 2024 at 4:50 PM
These horned monsters sit in their ivory towers, sipping leftover eggnog (that they conveniently still have access to), plotting how to deprive the rest of us while they light their cigars with our dashed hopes.
WHO DECIDED THIS? I’ll tell you who: the unholy board of soulless corporate demons running the eggnog industry. You think I’m kidding? LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. They’re laughing at us. LAUGHING!
December 31, 2024 at 4:50 PM
WHO DECIDED THIS? I’ll tell you who: the unholy board of soulless corporate demons running the eggnog industry. You think I’m kidding? LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. They’re laughing at us. LAUGHING!
Yes, and they're everywhere right now! 😊
December 1, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Yes, and they're everywhere right now! 😊