That $400,000,000 will now buy many more Teslas.

This is America! We can have both no egg AND more plane crash!

Did you mean "inebriates" rather than "invertebrates"? Not sayin' it can't be both.

But why is she smiling?

The purpose of converting the military to all-white male is to have a force willing to open fire on civilians in its own country, to follow orders with alacrity, regardless of casualties or common sense. You know, like Eichmann and those guys.

Sure, he was addicted to heroin for 14 years, but that's only, what, 20% of his life? Picky, picky, picky!

Not with me it hasn't. Rock bottom is still rock bottom.

Did they change his piss into wine before they drank it?

Who was the youngest Press Secretary ever to be criminally charged?

File this under "Bad Taste".

Changing the terms of the "pardon power" requires an amendment to the constitution, which ain't gonna happen.