I’m telling my kid Conclave was the 2024 election and it’s not like that child will be able to verify anyways because what will information be then even

About 5 years ago I had Father Figure on a sexytimes spotify playlist and a younger paramour laughed and asked “wtf is this?” and now I’m feeling more vindicated than old these days so that’s something.

Ngl I would still probably take the substance but I’d be much more responsible with it so it’s ok

Tmi Heretic was my attachment style and I’m officially healed enough to not have felt even the slightest twinge when he put his head on her shoulder, tyvm 🏆