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Jenna
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I'm the Paris of People. Lukewarm takes about academia, Bruins hockey, astrology, tv, white supremacy, and Taylor Swift. Fandom Old. ♑♊♏. Banner by @carliesholyground.swifties.social. she/her
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Can I interest you in Penny and Trixie in cuddle puddles?
A longhair black, white, tan mini dachshund in a pink harness rest on top of her sleeping sister. Her sister is a smooth chocolate and tan mini dachshund in a blue vest. Two mini doxie-one smooth chocolate and tan and one longhair black, white, and tan- look up at the camera. They are very cute.
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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There is comedy. There is high comedy. And then there is a mini dachshund in a cone.

*she is fine, so this is very funny*
A longhair black, white, and tan mini doxie wearing a pink harness and a plastic cone. A longhair black, white, and tan mini doxie wearing a pink harness and a plastic cone. She can not believe she must endure this indignity.
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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THIS OR THAT (the life of a showgirl edition) Created By: inmyspeaknowera.swifties.social Elizabeth Taylor vs Father Figure The Fate of Ophelia vs The Life of a Showgirl CANCELLED! vs Opalite Eldest Daughter vs Ruin The Friendship Wood vs Actually Romantic Honey vs Wi$h Li$t
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Baseball is gonna make me bust out the playoff hockey meme.
Meme says: Why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Meanwhile in Massachusetts...
October 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Yes! Normies hate this shit.
Tweet from a Congressional staffer discussing the remarkable call volume on the East Wing demo.
October 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Love being read to filth at 11AM by a guinea pig.

poomang.com/en/t/doodlea...
A doodle animal personality quiz result: I'm a guinea pig?
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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My dad remains Penny's favorite human.
A smooth chocolate and tan mini dachshund in a blue harness. She is sleeping across my dad's arm. Her eyes are closed and her ears are flipped inside out.
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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As a collector of sexist mid-century advertising, this is my great white whale
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Homemade Fig-Infused Rum with orange, lime, orgeat, and thyme
A brownish red cocktail in a coupe glass with a tangerine garnish.
October 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Where did you get the bandana?
Asking for them.
Two mini dachshunds sharing one lap and looking up into the camera. A smooth chocolate and tan mini on the top and a longhair black, white, and tan mini on the bottom.
October 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Penny & Trixie: We protect the family
Two mini dachshunds laying across mom's legs to protect her from evil aka the dog walker they see everyday. Penny, on the left, is a smooth chocolate and tan in a blue harness. Trixie, on the right, is a longhair black, white, and tan in a pink harness.
October 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Welp....
Text: The Girl with Big Titties
October 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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To be a sleepy dachshund cuddling your mini turtle stuffie.
A longhair black, white, and tan mini dachshund in a pink harness is laying down with her green turtle stuffie clasped I her front paws.
October 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Love what you love! I will be over here...
October 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I sent this to a non-Bluesky astrology Swiftie friend and her response is perfect.
Response: I love whatever's wrong with you. (Affectionate)
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Picture: Taylor, in black bob, wearing a feather outfit and holding her face with her hands. The photo is lit with a green gel. Text: Capricorn Sun "I'll be your father figure I drink that brown liquor I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger This love is pure profit Just step into my office" Father Figure Picture: Taylor in a red corset and gloves sitting on a green couch. She is looking down. Text: Gemini Moon "All my white diamonds and lovers are forever In the papers, on the screen, and in their minds All my white diamonds and lovers are forever Don't you ever end up anything but mine" Elizabeth Taylor Picture: Taylor in a pink fringe outfit seated at a tiny teal piano. She is looking over her shoulder. Text: Scorpio Rising "Did you girlboss too close to the sun? Did they catch you having far too much fun? Come with me, when they see us, they'll run Something wicked this way comes" CANCELLED!
October 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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PISCES ♓
Picture: Taylor in a black bob with a diamond headpiece in a white feather outfits. She is holding a glass of champagne. Text: Pisces Sun "Everybody's so punk on the internet Everyone's unbothered ‘til they're not Every joke’s just trolling and memes Sad as it seems, apathy is hot" Eldest Daughter Picture: Taylor in a maroon and black corset and glove. She has her arms extended over her head and her fingers laced together. Text: Pisces Moon "I had a bad habit Of missing lovers past My brother used to call it eating out of the trash It's never gonna last" Opalite Picture: Taylor in a pink fringe outfit seated at a tiny teal piano. She is looking over her shoulder. Text: Pisces Rising "They don't make loyalty like they used to (Not like they used to) Your thoughtless ambition sparked the ignition On foolish decisions which led to misguided visions That to fulfill your dreams, you had to get rid of me" Father Figure
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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AQUARIUS♒
Picture: Taylor in a metal bikini and headpiece with white fur attachments Text: Aquarius Sun "But it's actually sweet All the time you've spent on me It's honestly wild All the effort you've put in It's actually romantic I really gotta hand it to you, ooh No man has ever loved me like you do" Actually Romantic Picture: Taylor in a red corset and gloves sitting on a green couch. She is looking down. Text: Aquarius Moon "And baby, I'll admit, I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious) Fingers crossed until you put your hand on mine Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck A bad sign is all good I ain't gotta knock on wood" Wood Photo: Taylor in a maroon and black corset and gloves reclining on a wooden chair. Her head is thrown back and her hair is hanging down. Text: Aquarius Rising "And if you'd never come for me I might've drowned in the melancholy I swore my loyalty to me (Me), myself (Myself), and I (I) Right before you lit my sky up" The Fate of Ophelia
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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CAPRICORN♑
Picture: Taylor, in black bob, wearing a feather outfit and holding her face with her hands. The photo is lit with a green gel. Text: Capricorn Sun "I'll be your father figure I drink that brown liquor I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger This love is pure profit Just step into my office" Father Figure Picture: Taylor in a pink robe with red fur cuffs and trim. She is standing on white hotel bed. Text: Capricorn Moon "All the right guys promised they'd stay Under bright lights, they withered away, but you bloom Portofino was on my mind And I think you know why" Elizabeth Taylor Picture: Taylor, hair slicked back, in a black corset behind a row of empty theatre seats. She has one leg extended. Text: Capricorn Rising "Welcome to my underworld Where it gets quite dark At least you know exactly who your friends are They're the ones with matching scars" CANCELLED!
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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SAGITTARIUS ♐
Picture: Taylor in a red boa and silver star headpiece Text: Sagittarius Sun "This is just a storm inside a teacup But shelter here with me, my love Thunder like a drum This life will beat you up, up, up, up This is just a temporary speed bump But failure brings you freedom" Opalite Picture: Taylor Swift, looking over her shoulder, in a orange glittery dress and long gloves Text: Sagittarius Moon "We lie back A beautiful, beautiful time-lapse Ferris wheels, kisses, and lilacs And things I said were dumb 'Cause I thought that I'd never find that beautiful, beautiful life that Shimmers that innocent light back" Eldest Daughter Picture: Taylor Swift in an off the shoulder dress and a tall silver headpiece Text: Sagittarius Rising "But if you can't be good, then just be better at it Everyone's got bodies in the attic Or took somebody's man, we'll take you by the hand And soon you'll learn the art of never getting caught" CANCELLED!
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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SCORPIO♏
Picture: Taylor in a black bob with a diamond headpiece in a white feather outfits. She is holding a glass of champagne. Text: Scorpio Sun "The eldest daughter of a nobleman Ophelia lived in fantasy But love was a cold bed full of scorpions The venom stole her sanity" The Fate of Ophelia Picture: Taylor in a maroon and black corset and glove. She has her arms extended over her head and her fingers laced together. Text: Scorpio Moon "Be my NY whеn Hollywood hates me You're only as hot as your last hit, baby Been numbеr one, but I never had two And I can't have fun if I can't have you" Elizabeth Taylor Picture: Taylor in a pink fringe outfit seated at a tiny teal piano. She is looking over her shoulder. Text: Scorpio Rising "Did you girlboss too close to the sun? Did they catch you having far too much fun? Come with me, when they see us, they'll run Something wicked this way comes" CANCELLED!
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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LIBRA♎
Picture: Taylor in a metal bikini and headpiece with white fur attachments Text: Libra Sun "But my mama told me, It's alright You were dancing through the lightning strikes Sleepless in the onyx night But now, the sky is opalite" Opalite Picture: Taylor in a red corset and gloves sitting on a green couch. She is looking down. Text: Libra Moon "I made wishes on all of the stars Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot I thought I had it right, once, twice, but I did not You caught me off my guard I hope I get what I want (Get what I want) 'Cause I know what I want" Wi$h Li$t Photo: Taylor in a maroon and black corset and gloves reclining on a wooden chair. Her head is thrown back and her hair is hanging down. Text: Libra Rising "Hеy, thank you for the lovely bouquet You're sweeter than a peach But you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe And you're never, ever gonna Wait, the more you play, the more that you pay" The Life of a Showgirl
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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VIRGO ♍
Picture: Taylor, in black bob, wearing a feather outfit and holding her face with her hands. The photo is lit with a green gel. Text: Virgo Sun "(Ah) All of that bitchin’, wishing on a falling star Never did me any good I ain't got to knock on wood (Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark All over me, it's understood I ain't got to knock on wood" Wood Picture: Taylor in a pink robe with red fur cuffs and trim. She is standing on white hotel bed. Text: Virgo Moon "And don't we try to love love? (Love love) We give it all we got (Give it all we got) You finally left the table (Uh-uh), and what a simple thought You're starving ‘til you're not" Opalite Picture: Taylor, hair slicked back, in a black corset behind a row of empty theatre seats. She has one leg extended. Text: Virgo Rising "And all the headshots on the walls Of the dance hall are of the bitches Who wish I'd hurry up and die But I'm immortal now, baby dolls I couldn't if I tried" The Life of a Showgirl
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM