Riley ❄️☃️🥶
@rileysdtr.bsky.social
Beer, hockey and smart-ass remarks
I intend to lean hard into the Don Julio Ańejo so don’t expect cogency.
We have lost dogs to bloat. It’s top-tier awful and I won’t be taking commentary about that.
We have lost dogs to bloat. It’s top-tier awful and I won’t be taking commentary about that.
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I intend to lean hard into the Don Julio Ańejo so don’t expect cogency.
We have lost dogs to bloat. It’s top-tier awful and I won’t be taking commentary about that.
We have lost dogs to bloat. It’s top-tier awful and I won’t be taking commentary about that.
GOOD. You deserve the best, the strongest, and the most secure. Do g settle, Little Sister.
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 AM
GOOD. You deserve the best, the strongest, and the most secure. Do g settle, Little Sister.
It’s a lesbian joke, girl. It’s not supposed to be funny.
*KIDDING! KIDDING!*
*KIDDING! KIDDING!*
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 AM
It’s a lesbian joke, girl. It’s not supposed to be funny.
*KIDDING! KIDDING!*
*KIDDING! KIDDING!*
Now I’m contemplating a cowboy hat built around a man equestrian helmet.
February 13, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Now I’m contemplating a cowboy hat built around a man equestrian helmet.
This is a strong example of ‘love the art, hate the artist’; we studied her works in college and it was seminal… and all the more painful.
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
This is a strong example of ‘love the art, hate the artist’; we studied her works in college and it was seminal… and all the more painful.
f*ck I want this for you…. And also two other dear friends one high school, one college) fighting this damn dirty disease.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
f*ck I want this for you…. And also two other dear friends one high school, one college) fighting this damn dirty disease.
*sigh*
My hard-won approach is ‘if not in this life, then the next one.’
I wish the despair of Hell on no one (not even Jesse Helms, and that was an internal battle) but I do imagine in the depths of my own mind a Great Awakening when these… critters… stand before their Lord.
Purgatory. Lots.
My hard-won approach is ‘if not in this life, then the next one.’
I wish the despair of Hell on no one (not even Jesse Helms, and that was an internal battle) but I do imagine in the depths of my own mind a Great Awakening when these… critters… stand before their Lord.
Purgatory. Lots.
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
*sigh*
My hard-won approach is ‘if not in this life, then the next one.’
I wish the despair of Hell on no one (not even Jesse Helms, and that was an internal battle) but I do imagine in the depths of my own mind a Great Awakening when these… critters… stand before their Lord.
Purgatory. Lots.
My hard-won approach is ‘if not in this life, then the next one.’
I wish the despair of Hell on no one (not even Jesse Helms, and that was an internal battle) but I do imagine in the depths of my own mind a Great Awakening when these… critters… stand before their Lord.
Purgatory. Lots.
*massive hug to you all*
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
*massive hug to you all*
One of the most amazing, powerful, masculine and sexy dances I have ever seen was two male professionals doing a tango on Dancing With the Stars. Ice dancing should have the same. Also: pro athletes are next-level and lifts are completely possible... simple, actually.
powerful.sexy
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
One of the most amazing, powerful, masculine and sexy dances I have ever seen was two male professionals doing a tango on Dancing With the Stars. Ice dancing should have the same. Also: pro athletes are next-level and lifts are completely possible... simple, actually.
Or… hear me out… yes you do.
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Or… hear me out… yes you do.
I try to keep a nice bouquet on tap for us, though it has taken time to establish detente with the cats.
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I try to keep a nice bouquet on tap for us, though it has taken time to establish detente with the cats.
👀
Color me intrigued. I’m not sure I’ve ever had STP on purpose but - would.
Color me intrigued. I’m not sure I’ve ever had STP on purpose but - would.
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
👀
Color me intrigued. I’m not sure I’ve ever had STP on purpose but - would.
Color me intrigued. I’m not sure I’ve ever had STP on purpose but - would.
Apparently kindergarten is stressful?
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Apparently kindergarten is stressful?
A Prince Valiant cut doesn’t even look good in Prince Valiant.
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
A Prince Valiant cut doesn’t even look good in Prince Valiant.
It helps we are (okay I am… the rest of you may have slowing greying portraits in your closets) aging along with the cast.
They seem to be getting hotter as they go, but it could just be my cataracts.
They seem to be getting hotter as they go, but it could just be my cataracts.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
It helps we are (okay I am… the rest of you may have slowing greying portraits in your closets) aging along with the cast.
They seem to be getting hotter as they go, but it could just be my cataracts.
They seem to be getting hotter as they go, but it could just be my cataracts.
I sat behind Gladys Knight at a junior high football game.
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I sat behind Gladys Knight at a junior high football game.
And the Bisexual Awakening Series returns 💕💕💕
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM
And the Bisexual Awakening Series returns 💕💕💕
*ironic bitter laugh*
Also enjoy your 50s! They are a good decade 😎
Also enjoy your 50s! They are a good decade 😎
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
*ironic bitter laugh*
Also enjoy your 50s! They are a good decade 😎
Also enjoy your 50s! They are a good decade 😎