me when the fart got shit in it

keep forgetting this is a place I can post

Sometimes if you listen to music loud enough you can’t hear the thoughts :D

Sometimes when I’m pooping I get a wave that I know I need to bear down for - so I will pause the TikTok I’m watching and go to an app with a non auditory stimulus so I can really focus on the task at hand.

Anyways just paused my TikTok working through something rn

LETS GO MAKING POOP

So hungry rn man I would love to eat a big ol hot sandwich and turn it from sandwich into poop man. Just using my body’s natural systems to convert food into fuel and poop.

2024 has been 6 years long

I fucking love league of legends holy fucking shit I am so fucking tired of being a human I just want to be a fucking league goblin FUCK

Father Time wins all matchups including me vs 4 beers at the work happy hour

Exercise is crazy cause I worked out yesterday and feel so much better but wtf do you mean I have to again today

LIVE ON TWITCH I AM HOT NOW PULL UP

how I be pulling up to the work happy hour with the young guns who think they can out drink me

the best part about this is my mom doesn’t follow me here so shit about to get unhinged