There's also the fact that no matter who I'm following or what I interact with, I often only hear about these things Day Of, if not after the fact

Of course all this kind of shit has to start happening within a year of me actually being an independent adult on my own

I wish I was kidding

One of my HS English teachers used to tout South Park as a good example of satire and I just... Ew. Why. (This was 2013/14 iirc)