J: And you didn't answer until I came up to you
V: Okay, I maybe I was joking
J: Viktor health is no joke! Especially yours.
V: There's no need to worry about my health now. Glorious evolution-
J: I'm going home.

So yeah. I do enjoy thinking about this

#arcane #jayce #viktor #jayvik

J: ... V if you die on me one more time, I won't survive this
Random: Holy shit what a callus I stepped on

and that's just the tip of the iceberg. They can go for hours like this

J: When I walked into the lab and saw you on the floor, my heart almost stopped!
V, shrugging: I was resting

V: just an attempt. And have you already forgotten what our first meeting was like?
J: or SENDING ME to ANOTHER UNIVERSE-
V: eeh, it was necessary
J: or CREATING A CULT-
V: a commune
J: counts as "just kidding"!
V: I have a specific sense of humor.

until he gets Jace so paranoid that he takes his notebook away just to see a crossword.

Everyone has normal hobbies and here's Viktor going: I like to drive my partner crazy
Just imagine.
Random: oh you're just like messing with him?
J: I DON'T THINK that a SUICIDE attempt-

I bet it is, have you seen her puppy eyes?