She keeps shattering that poor I's hips.

She's adorable and sexy and I love her and I hope she has a wonderful date.

Generally a good philosophy. If you want children, giving birth is absolutely not a requirement.

Yeah, babies are a source of really amusing bugs, either directly or indirectly, because a lot of the code defaults to treating them like adults, which almost always causes hilarity when new systems are introduced. For example, when first added, vampires tried to pin their crimes on babies.

Nah, it was code reuse. The effects of “being a baby” were distinct from other types of being insane, (Berserk rage, suicidal depression, Catatonic paralysis, and Stark Ravings), but used the same system to dictate behavior, so any time the baby failed to do something, it made that error message.

Babies also used to be born wielding a knife.

Amusingly, it happened due to the fact that "Being a baby" (IE, not begin cognitively developed enough to think) was handled by the same system that handles insanity.

Part of me wants to "accidentally" drop the cure so we see what happens to both of them.

"There will be a terrible calamity if we don't have sex!"
"What calamity?"
"I won't bear your children!"

absolutely

Blaziken, Always.

You say that as if it's a problem.

So... does this mean she can get double pregnant?

*raises hand*

Awww, the goopy sister wasn't involved?