Stifler’s Mom
rikkibuff.bsky.social
Stifler’s Mom
@rikkibuff.bsky.social
My pronouns are she/her/that bitch, blue blooded ex musician and drag performer #PLS. Find a cure, I would be grateful…
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I wore a shirt today with the famous Thomas Jefferson quote “ all tyranny needs is for people of good conscience to remain silent “ and not only did half the staff never heard it before but two of them asked “ what tyranny meant “ I’m ashamed of what our education
March 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Fuck the whales
Fuck the seals
Save those goddamn leprechauns
March 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
February 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I posed naked for a magazine today, although from the reaction
I got I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money.
February 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The shirt I wore to therapy today
January 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I
December 30, 2024 at 5:26 AM
One time I had to leave work to get my 5year old that was stuck in a tree. I pulled up, looked at her and said “ there’s no way would you like me to throw you dinner “ and she started crying. So i climbed a tree for the first time in twenty years and got her down and then went
December 30, 2024 at 4:09 AM
It was so cold today, I had to stand in the corner
Because it’s always 90 degrees
December 29, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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They cut pediatric cancer research out of the bill after President Musk got involved.

Pediatric cancer research.

Merry Christmas.
December 20, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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Well. That might be the best thing ever
December 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
This year’s Christmas theme is minimalist
December 19, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I’ve always wondered how to get a sparrow hawk to stay still long enough to paint it then I discovered five minute epoxy , their little eyes still move but they hold a pose pretty much forever
December 2, 2024 at 4:42 AM
I have eaten thanksgiving dinner and I have three packed plates of food people and family have brought me. If you don’t hear from me again. I’ll be near the bathroom scale in state of desiccation…
November 29, 2024 at 5:18 AM
@mikey251965.bsky.social I. I have never had the opportunity to speak to anyone with the same affliction because of its rarity. Message me if ever bored and want to talk about and compare our symptoms. Wishing you health and happiness
Rikki Buffalino
November 29, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Happy immigrant day indigenous peoples day and remember that we are all immigrants or descendants of immigrants unless you’re of Native American blood
November 28, 2024 at 4:50 PM
November 27, 2024 at 5:19 AM
November 27, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Worth reposting
"okay! i've got all the sheep! hallo?! boss?? I HAVE ALL THE SHEEP!"
November 27, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I just realized I’m getting old…I now clean and do laundry to the same music I used to get drunk to… I made sure that I wasn’t going to become this person , but it must have happened when I wasn’t paying attention
November 27, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Stevie ray and I
November 17, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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"okay! i've got all the sheep! hallo?! boss?? I HAVE ALL THE SHEEP!"
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 AM