I’m gonna sit over here and pout

Go bolts!

Working without proper rest? I think you’re already cyberpunking

My bud and I went to a guitar center to kill sometime and the manager came over and started saying how much he loved us. Probably the biggest ego boost I ever got.

So was baby glug just suspiciously heart shaped?

Today is a good day to turn 35

Sounds like Jack Skellington got a potty mouth

Therefore providing the perfect example of why terraforming mars would make a place no one wants to live (get me the hell out of here)

My body was not built to withstand this anticipation

Hehe your cat looks like my cat

Same thing bud, same thing