removes my ffxiv shirt to reveal a second shirt underneath that just says "I LIKE INAZUMA ELEVEN A NORMAL AMOUNT"

it's got new children to adopt. a protag who has a really interesting personality. japanese names toggle??? ENDOU'S SON????????????? KIDOU (possibly, if he's even in this game) GETS EVEN WORSE GLASSES TO WEAR?????????

um i need to get the 800 protean crystals for +2 (i have pazuzu mats lying around)

they're killing me out here

anthony with job!!!!!! congrat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

apropos of completely nothing, how do people get off being so hateful. how do you not live and feel the desire to simply be a silly little guy just frolicking in the flowers (read: being incredibly normal about your fictional blorbos)

def, i'm so so proud of you. you are my friend first and foremost, and when i think of you i remember the support & encouragement you've given me all these years. i'm so happy you're here doing the things you love, and i wish you a long, fruitful life ahead 💜

*comes back almost a day later with a serious answer to a funny haha question* human-sized bugs don't make my brain do the funny chemical, but you might get a tiny yell out of me if the bug is tiny, scrungly and/or badly-drawn

let me make it very clear that the "creacher" in little guy disease is very literal. scrungly humans are cute in their own way!! but they do not make me lose my mind the way tiny critters (who may or may not have thoughts in their brain) do

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no it needs to be an animal/monster