Rightwing Jesus
@rightwing-jesus.bsky.social
The Republicans Jesus. Not to be confused with the homeless Jewish man of color, son of an unwed teenager, who healed and fed freeloading sinners.
Hey Walmart, what the actual fuck? You sell Nazi gear now?
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Hey Walmart, what the actual fuck? You sell Nazi gear now?
They’re right.. it’s 4D chess…
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
They’re right.. it’s 4D chess…
So Musk didn’t really do a Nazi salute, and this isn’t really a Hitler mustache.
So kinda like how this isn’t a pipe?
So kinda like how this isn’t a pipe?
September 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So Musk didn’t really do a Nazi salute, and this isn’t really a Hitler mustache.
So kinda like how this isn’t a pipe?
So kinda like how this isn’t a pipe?
His own agenda is what got him killed. THIS IS HIS LIFE’S work.
September 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
His own agenda is what got him killed. THIS IS HIS LIFE’S work.
Tell me you’re in a cult and you think the cyanide laced Kool Aid flavor is delicious, without telling me you’re in a cult and you think the cyanide laced Kool Aid flavor is delicious
August 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Tell me you’re in a cult and you think the cyanide laced Kool Aid flavor is delicious, without telling me you’re in a cult and you think the cyanide laced Kool Aid flavor is delicious
The NYT with the investigative journalism that is so sorely needed about the issues in the minds of all Americans.
May 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The NYT with the investigative journalism that is so sorely needed about the issues in the minds of all Americans.
March 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Caption contest. Comment below.
March 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Caption contest. Comment below.
What we witnessed, was basically the diplomatic equivalent of 9/11…
March 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What we witnessed, was basically the diplomatic equivalent of 9/11…
So after Elon saying “fuck you, don’t advertise” to advertisers, now he’s resorting to what basically amounts to extortion.
February 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So after Elon saying “fuck you, don’t advertise” to advertisers, now he’s resorting to what basically amounts to extortion.
The whole thing with the tariffs with Canada and Mexico described perfectly:
February 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The whole thing with the tariffs with Canada and Mexico described perfectly:
This is for all of you, who “couldn’t stomach voting for Kamala”. How did you think this was going to turn out? I hope you’re satisfied. This is on you.
February 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is for all of you, who “couldn’t stomach voting for Kamala”. How did you think this was going to turn out? I hope you’re satisfied. This is on you.
