Sam G
@righteous-babe-smg.bsky.social
🩷🧡🤍
Bluesky laggard
📍Philadelphia
Bluesky laggard
📍Philadelphia
Now you've done it. 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Now you've done it. 🤣
Bsky thinks this is graphic content 🤣
July 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Bsky thinks this is graphic content 🤣
I was about to come on here to LOL about your recent passion for representing swill beer but make it fashun, but then I LOLed that everyone else is just checking out the shortie shorts that I failed to notice in first viewing. 🤣
July 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I was about to come on here to LOL about your recent passion for representing swill beer but make it fashun, but then I LOLed that everyone else is just checking out the shortie shorts that I failed to notice in first viewing. 🤣
OMG my middle school heart and current heart would have just melted!
July 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
OMG my middle school heart and current heart would have just melted!
I literally eat none of those things but "bacon, cheese, and egg" sandpapered my brain.
June 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I literally eat none of those things but "bacon, cheese, and egg" sandpapered my brain.
Henry is so lucky to have such devoted uncles. 🥰
May 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Henry is so lucky to have such devoted uncles. 🥰
Halp I've been lured.
April 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Halp I've been lured.
Nah, my family (Catholic) said Grace every night.
April 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Nah, my family (Catholic) said Grace every night.
That's my Henry. He tends to look vry srs in photos. 🤣
April 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
That's my Henry. He tends to look vry srs in photos. 🤣
Tobias, you blowhard!
March 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Tobias, you blowhard!
Gurl you know better than to suggest something become a musical to me. 🤣
March 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Gurl you know better than to suggest something become a musical to me. 🤣
Thank you for allowing a late drop-off for this feverishly last minute craft yesterday! Bandit be like "Please do not send me to the crochet witch again anytime soon..."
March 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Thank you for allowing a late drop-off for this feverishly last minute craft yesterday! Bandit be like "Please do not send me to the crochet witch again anytime soon..."
OMG @seemtoggle.bsky.social not me forgetting that I actually included your unicorn-ness *in the pamphlet.*
March 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
OMG @seemtoggle.bsky.social not me forgetting that I actually included your unicorn-ness *in the pamphlet.*
Bahaha the pamphlet was made prior to the creation of the sweater!
March 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bahaha the pamphlet was made prior to the creation of the sweater!
We have a pamphlet to give to Henry's would-be new friends LOL.
March 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We have a pamphlet to give to Henry's would-be new friends LOL.
I don't think you understand what a unicorn experience you had meeting Hank. 😸
March 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I don't think you understand what a unicorn experience you had meeting Hank. 😸
Henry says "I beg your finest pardon?? BORK."
March 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Henry says "I beg your finest pardon?? BORK."
RIP Joann and your sneaky Pride yarns from Big Twist. 😢 Glad you're enjoying the swan song koozie!
March 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
RIP Joann and your sneaky Pride yarns from Big Twist. 😢 Glad you're enjoying the swan song koozie!