Alyona Orlovskya
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Alyona Orlovskya
@riggeddetonator.bsky.social
Uncertain what lurks under the surface of your consciousness? Observe it and you'll learn that it's perturbing sick and monstrous.
"Spasibo, Iryna, I owe you."
September 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Alyona steps up into the back of the truck and looks inside, "all this in front is mine? Figured you'd wrap it better..." She looks back towards Eden, "Can you take this to the Combine gate? I don't want to stain my interior."
Eden groans after catching sight of an approaching car, mentally preparing herself for another round of questions when her phone buzzed. Checking the message, she unlocks the truck once the hunter steps out. "Most of it's yours. The ones at the back belong to Nilsson."
Alyona Camaro slowly creeps up to this impromptu meeting before stepping out of her car. She steps out and puts her arms on the open door, "I think that's mine, da?" She looks at the two red mages and shakes her head, "My delivery! I promise!"
September 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Alyona Camaro slowly creeps up to this impromptu meeting before stepping out of her car. She steps out and puts her arms on the open door, "I think that's mine, da?" She looks at the two red mages and shakes her head, "My delivery! I promise!"
Eden stared at Clely, "I'm not fun. It's a tragedy, really." Glancing at the truck, she once again answers with, "No. It's gross."
Clely starts to walk up clicking her sword on the ground, "Alouette, gentille alouette, Alouette, je te plumerai." She giggled stopping in front of them, "a family song. It's fun right? We're fun here." She grinned, "However my friend asked a questions. She would /just love/ to see what you have."
September 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
[sounds like I should bring a lot of guns and maybe some back up]

She was always ready to delve into something that could kill her
"downstairs problem." If you want to check out the place, I won't stop you. Just that there might be some hungry ex-human abominations lurking.]
September 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Alyona looked up from her microscope and picked up her phone. She squinted.... Then double read the text, then triple read the text

[You're going to have to elaborate. You can't just send me stuff like this with this little explanation axaxa]
Nyx sends a quick text to Alyona before she crosses the threshold.

[Found an opening to hell in my church. Do you want a souvenir?]

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September 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"even c4 should leave some samples behind."
August 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"bring me back some of the body."
August 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"I think I would be intrigued by something called that yes. Also you've given me no reason to not believe on death bed, the bed that eats."
August 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"The person? You're talking to is more like a true spider than a tarantula."
August 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"They're still arachnids, but true spiders is a specific categorization that tarantulas don't fall into." How did she explain this.... "If I said it had to do with mouth parts would you just believe me? Just look an orb weaver and look at any tarantula and tell me if you think they belong together."
August 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
|| This feels OOC because it's just me telling facts about arthropods but also very IC at the same time. I need to think of a way to make this insane.
August 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"Not a lie, it's just categories. Wait until I tell you tarantulas aren't true spiders."
August 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"No beetles are non bug insects through and through. Even the ones people call June bugs are just regular beetles.*
August 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"I can show you." Ofc she has aquariums full of insects, arachnids, and bugs, plus several other types of arthropod. Her home space was harrowing for the uninitiated
August 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"Bugs have special mouth parts. Like a straw. Think of a bed bug. That's a bug."
August 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"and not all insects are bugs either. All bugs are insects not all insects are bugs, and spiders are neither of them." This is been real hours arthropod by Alyona.
August 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"No spiders aren't bug. Infact bugs are a whole thing. Bug are specific type of insect. Spiders aren't even insects. They're arachnids. A lot of what you call bugs aren't bugs at all."
August 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"If anything happens to this tortoise I will end all of your bloodlines. You all will be put on a Tshirt. Your friends will be pouring 40s out at your graves. Your pronouns will be was/were."
August 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
|| get ready for something that is half RP and half actually me geeking out about tortoises
August 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Alyona hardly noticed being torn through rip, but she did instinctively guard Croffle. She took a second to catch her breath but was mostly making sure the tortoise was okay.

"Well!" She started with the biggest smile, "he's a-" she looked under him to confirm, "he, and also he's a leopard--
No need to be asked twice. Iryna's rip opened on the other side and the krouziej stepped out with tortoise in tow. "Let's go." Is all she said as she handed Croffle to Alyona and carried her to her rip and back to her house. "Tell me what you know about what Croffle is."
"D-do you maybe want me to come over?! I'll give it a great habitat!"
August 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
|| I jumped the gun there xD Tortoises were brought up xD
August 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"D-do you maybe want me to come over?! I'll give it a great habitat!"
August 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"wait who gave you that?! Where is that person from?!" Alyona seemed to be more excited than usual, "We need to get you a hydrometer! Right now! Also a spray bottle!"
August 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"CROFFLE! WE SHOULD GET HIM A WATER PURIFIER! Oh the PH needs to be perfect!" Stop her
August 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
She instantly dashed to her computer, "Does he need anything? A bigger enclosure!?" Iryna had just stumbled on one Alyonas secret hobbies.... reptiles, specifically turtles, "Oh! We can get him so much stuff!"
August 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM