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Pink Floyd went all the way to Pompéi and didn’t even remember to write any good songs beforehand.
June 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Politics aside: a Bam Margera Funko Pop is just money on the table
May 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Pope Leo XIV
May 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
David Lee Roth, Ace Frehley, Meg White, Jason Newsted. This is the supergroup that will save rock and roll.
May 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“From the guys who brought you Blue Jasmine”
May 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
To the tune of For Whom the Bell Tolls:

🎶Some DUDE my DAD KNOWS
May 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My Lego Yoda alarm clock fell off my bookshelf and broke can I get a new one @disney
April 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mid-1980s KISS is so bad it makes me cut every other hair metal band extra slack.
April 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
30 Seconds to Mars? Yeah, sure pal, maybe in the car *you* drive.
April 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Straw Dogs sounds like the name of a vegan food cart @officialdustinhoffman
April 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
For someone from Saskatoon Joni Mitchell seldom sings about gas prices.
April 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I see there’s a 31st of March again this year.
March 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Now that we’ve all had a chance to hear it, what did we think of the new Will Smith album?
March 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I think a nice and normal number of emails to get in a day is 30+
March 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Watching the 98 hour documentary series on Monty Python and every time Terry Gilliam or John Cleese speak I go “sounds like something you’d say” and then spit on my screen.
March 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Avenged Sebadoh
March 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Wrote a 400 page spy novel about a secret agent named Rondell Sheridan, and the climax involves his name rearranged as the anagram password “landholder siren” but then I remembered Rondell Sheridan is the guy who played the dad on That’s So Raven, so suffice to say it’s back to the drawing board 😑
March 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A mom of teenagers probably smells all kinds of things in a regular day but there’s no way E.T. doesn’t have a pungent odour that lingers even after he runs and hides.
March 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I was getting into Japanese rock n roll from the 50s and 60s so I wanted to see what France had to offer from that same era but there’s just way too much accordion.
February 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ad-Rock is the riz master.
Mike D is all about that grindset.
But MCA was based.
February 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Teaching the lyrics of Allentown by Billy Joel to my neighbours. #billyjoel #billyjoel
February 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just overheard two coworkers discussing Meet the Parents and one of them said “who calls a family the Fockers” and the other said “the people making the movie I guess.”
February 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Bookworm? Sounds disgusting. That’s why I can’t read.
February 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Homer Simpson is a bad father, neighbour, and employee, but to be fair he’s an alcoholic. When you take that into consideration it’s normal or almost even “cool” how he treats people.
February 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When I visited the Criterion Closet for some reason they had a huge stack of The Ringer with Johnny Knoxville on full screen DVD. I told them I already had a copy but they seemed really intent on getting rid of the rest.
February 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM