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rifao.guru
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Fake acronym, real person.
Rooting for #Liberty and #Grizzlies.
#TTRPG nerd and forever GM (by choice). Quite acoustic. Avatar via HeroForge.
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Be our Vesk
Be our Vesk

Join our party, it's the best

Strap your Doshko to your back, Chérie

And we provide the EXP

🎶

#Starfinder #TTRPG
A HeroForge model of a lizardperson holding a teapot and candle while wearing a suit
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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#TTRPG
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace meme with the text: I know parties that take long rests, and they're all cowards
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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The cats are enjoying their two new lounging places
Three cats sharing two cat hammock/pads. One is mounted on a windowsill and has a fat black cat (Pepper) lying on it and a normal black cat (Pan Tau) sitting while looking out the window. A small Siamese cat (Sookie) is in the hammock attached to the radiator and looking at the photographer (me)
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Sookie the meezer mewing at me from the middle rung of a step stool. Two baskets are piled on top the stool.
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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In my Utrom era
selfie of the author wearing a grey Krang shirt
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Crossover meme

#NBA #WWE #AEW
The Office "They're the same picture" meme template. Picture 1 is current WWE wrestler Penta a.k.a Penta El Zero Miedo. Picture 2 are photos of NBA players (Noah) Penda and (Jeremiah) Fears. Fears wears number 0, hence Zero Fears or Cero Miedo.
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Looks like Bane has a new finishing move

#NBA #Magic #Grizzlies #Hawks #WWE
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Long day at work, but Rifão is being extra adorable to help me relax now
A brindle galgo snuggling up to the author of this post
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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#NBA #Grizzlies
A photo of grumpy cat with the text "NEIN MORANT" in large red letters.
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Rifão has decided to wear his cuddlepillar like a scarf this morning 😀😍

#galgos #greyhounds
A brindle galgo sitting on a carpet with spread front legs. He is wearing black pyjamas and has managed to wrap a large caterpillar cuddle toy around his body like a scarf
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Once Gen Alpha gets #NBA hipsters, Taj Gibson will become a cult favourite
NBA player Taj Gibson wearing #67 for the Wizards, the only NBA player to wear that number so far
October 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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I tried my hand at a @heroforgeminis.bsky.social model for the Halloween Leshy Witch

#TTRPG #Pathfinder
A zombified pumpkin leshy with wearing a black dress with orange sash and orange gloves is casting a spell using their wand on a handful of candy. They are standing in a dark forest scene. The wand is encrusted with green gems and they are wearing another green gemstone as an amulet
October 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Meme with two photos of elderly women, the second of which features rows of silverware in the background. Top text: Grandmas: "Autism didn't exist in my day" Bottom text: Also Grandmas: "Sit, sweetie. It's time you've seen my collection of fancy spoons."
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Screenshot of the genius.com page for the Thundercats theme, with moose emojis edited over the word "loose"
September 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
Powertrip (1998) by Monster Magnet
September 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Post a witch, if you wish
Baba Yaga illustration from Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Irrisen
September 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Haters say Blenda went a bit far with her augmentations. She claims they are business necessities. She works as an accountant on Absalom Station.

#Starfinder #CampaignPrep #NPC
Shiny HeroForge model of a bronze android with six arms and dozens of spikes and blades
September 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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A surprising, recent upgrade to Drift Express Delivery Service's main transportation ship is the locally-mobile security unit G-00 D801.

#Starfinder #CampaignPrep
Orange and teal robot dog model made with Heroforge
August 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Slurrp ™️ is a subsidary of AbadarCorp Food Services ™️ serving "authentic Veskarium-style noodle products" at many convenient locations in the Pact Worlds. #Starfinder #CampaignPrep #TTRPG
A logo with the name SLURRP above a stylised bowl of ramen noodles. This is displayed inside a dark purple squares. Below is the text "AUTHENTIC VESKARIUM-STYLE NOODLE PRODUCTS"
August 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Darry (actually: AbadarCorp Darry ™️) is a Corporate Vidtuber marketing AbadarCorp brands towards younger audiences. Darry was created after a previous iteration (AbadarCorp Abby ™️) was suddenly demoted and reconfigured as an assistance system used by AbadarCorp Food Services ™️.
#Starfinder #NPC
A shiny lightblue android with plastic orange hair holding a blue communication device and making the V sign with the other hand. They are sitting on an orange bouncy ball.
August 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Harlan, known in The Spike mostly as the "Last Priest of Razmir", claims to remember the glorious history of a planet called Razmiran, dedicated to the great Master of the 13 Steps. He hawks all kinds of potions and remedies in exchange for "tithes for Razmir".
A bearded human in red robes with black trimmings. He has a curly beard showing below a golden mask. He carries a multitude of vials and potions on him.
August 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Raa-Raa runs the "Dragon's Dungeon", a bistro & game store located in The Ring on Absalom Station. The savvy kobold rents out a side room of the bistro to various hobby groups - ranging from writing circles to wargaming enthusiasts - that are drawn to the location's delightfully anachronistic vibe.
A yellow-orange scaled kobold woman wearing a red dress, a silver necklace with red gemstone, and a glossy black hat with a large red flower. She is holding a dark glass in one hand and a large blue-ish bottle in the other. Her claws and spikes are bony-white.
August 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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I don't think I played them for more than combined 10 hours total, and that's probably generous
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Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky “judge” you

Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
Games purchased in chronological order: Penny Arcade Combo Pack, Plants vs Zombies, Torchlight, Audiosurf, C&C Red Alert 3
August 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Retro neo soul icon Lovebugg's star isn't shining as brightly anymore, but the shirren with the big soft voice is still drawing a decent number of hardcore fans to his performances.

#Starfinder #CampaignPrep
A large insectile alien wearing flowing red and purple clothes. He is holding a microphone in one hand and a bunch of purple & pink flowers in the other
August 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The dromaar Klurg and the skittermander Jeeter are best friends & owners & sole staff of "Fryguys", a tiny bistro near DEDS headquarters in The Spike. They are both too talkative for their own good, serving gossip almost as frequently as waffles and pancakes.
#Starfinder #CampaignPrep
Klurg is a tall, muscular, half-orc carrying a ladle and a frying pan in his massive hands. The small, purple, and furry Jeeter is carry 3 different plates in his 3 left hands, and a can of soda and a spatula in 2 of his right ones. Both wear a white & red apron with a cornflower style motif and white chef hats.
August 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM