do you think if a charizard was hunted and turned to meat, the meat would already be cooked?

i wish stupid was spelled stupide because then dispute and y'know stupide/dispute dispute/stupide

jason molina greatest musician to ever live, weird al also greatest musician to ever live,

i like it here :]

i wish i woke up with a billion dollars

owie cramp in my damn foot

a joke: did u know u can eat fruit with the sticker on? it's true i just did it with a banana

the joke is that banana has the sticker on the outside